to be worried that this binging geos against all sensible and wise medical advice?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Five a day. Or is it 7? Or 9.5?

I had no friut or vegeatbles all day. Untilsupper. Then I had 9 different kinds.

So, is this unhealthy? Will I die? I know you're meant to spread out the ubits per week to be kind to yourself.

BUt what about the GoodForYas?

Bingeing?

Hmm.

Eat as many as you like, whenever you like, Chaos!

Can I even shotgun caulifloewr?

Wine comes from grapes, cider is from apples. That's 2 of your 5 a day taken care of and if you start drinking when you wake up, you are bound to get the munchies at some point and order a pizza with some peppers or a kebab with a side salad.

I like your style, HopingItllBeOK.

I'm necking Marshmallow Vodka atm, not sure if that conuts?

Marshmallow vodka is not one of your 5-a-day, but conuts are :)

Marshmallow vodka doesn't count. In fact, it is an abomination. You should save yourself by sending it to me so I can consume dispose of it for you.

Failing that, where would one buy such a thing?

Never mind, I have found some normal vodka and a jar of raspberry marshmallow fluff. I'm sure I can combine the two to create some kind of FrankenDrink. It will either be amazing or vomit inducing. Its even odds, I reckon.

I amde it!

[proud]

I had cauliflower and broccoli today and new potatoes.

And three pints of Strongbow.

Sigh.

PureBadness.

And now i'm home and i have a can of Stella.

Does that blank out all the green stuff?

Marshmallow Vodka sounds revolting.

DS2 was poorly last night/this morning..

I think Vodka played a part.

I was not sympathetic.

I'm pretty sure cocoa bean is a fruit - so I have had two of my five a day today (One walnut whip and a twirl).

Don't forget the slice of lemon in your vodka and tonic= 1.
The orange in the jaffa cakes = 1
The cherry on top of the iced bun=1
The jam in the doughnut =1
Rounded out with a few starburst =several
Sorted!

Can I complin about the apaling speling.

Oh now UABU. You can't just say you made marshmallow vodka and not provide a n idiot proof recipe.

I say this as someone who took a screen shot of the method of making sweetie flavoured vodka in the dishwasher tonight, so clearly it is a matter I take most seriously.

People in Japan are recommended something like 12 a day so im pretty sure you'll be fine!!

I like the grape / wine and apple / cider ones. Unfortunately I have been missing out on those vital vitamins by being pregnant

I am making mince pie filling, it has apples and brandy in it.
Very interested in marshmallow vodka, do you guys get Marshmallow Fluff in the UK? It is the antithesis of a MN mum, sticky, gooey and make entirely of corn syrup and sugar. It is lush and the pink one has fruit in it (strawberry flavouring and red food dye which is protein from beetles). www.marshmallowfluff.com/pages/fluffernutter.html