To wonder what a sit-com of "MNers in Jail" might be like?

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How would MNers deal with:

Snouts
Mrs Big and her henchwomen
Would they stand their ground in the showers?
How would they get round the evil guards?

TIA

I would be chief snout dealer.

Stand their ground in the showers?

Depends how long I was in for.

I think Mrs Big and her henchwomen would be standing round the showers tutting and complaining about the snout smokers...

the showers would be vair clean with a free supply of mooncups

So I'd have to deal information and favours to you then usual?

What about Mr(s) McKay? Wouldn't she be onto you?

MNers in jail would build a small escape plane undetected on the roof, out of leftovers and recycled cereal boxes.

However, there would be a fierce class battle over who would be pilot and who would be co-pilot, and eventually the escape plane would abandoned to distant memory whilst everyone had a .

Usual I thought you would be Mrs Big?

The henchwomen would definitely be complaining about the smoke and noise from next doors cell.

LineRunner there would be an even bigger battle about parking it

Oh yes Worra - hadn't thought of that.

They'd probably fashion MN scarves out of their uniforms too.

Hiding the arrows obviously with clever embroidery or crafty type stuff.

There would always be someone complaining about the security light being left on outside.

They would knot the scarfs together to make a rope and shimmy over the wall.

Fights over who got the top bunk.

scarves not scarfs.

At least all the meals would be cooked from scratch...

I expect we all know who would get the top bunk ....

I would get 5yo DD to smuggle gin to me in her froot shoot bottles.

And from organically grown veg from the prison garden.

Which would be run by "trustys", natch.

I'd be a good "trusty".

Not allowed to bring drinks in the visiting room that you have brought from home.

There would a Governor-Prisoner Liaison Committee formed.

It would be chaired by Xenia.

The Goverenor, having resigned, would be found picking bread rolls out of bins in Charing Cross the following month.

Oh good plan MissV!

I'd be a trusty who was a bit on the dodgy side, and steal stuff from the kitchen to make illicit booze.

sings you used to send me flowers, I wish you would again...

Well then Dorset - we will have to make our own hooch too.

And I can imagine all sorts of committees being formed Line.