Do you think anyone in authority would find out about it?
Seriously pissed off with them. In a nut shell, I have had a Vodafone contract for two years. Never missed a direct debit payment. Never gone over my credit limit. Never needed to call them. Everything hunky dorey. Get an e-mail from them every month, stating payment will be taken blah, blah, blah...
So, time for an upgrade. Phone Vodafone. I don't exist. I have an account number, a phone number and god damn Vodafone services, but I don't exist!
I've spoken to people in 15 different countries, it seems like and every time I explain the situation, they say they can't find me! No shit sherlock! I KNOW that, I just said that!
Tried going into the Vodofone shop, but they make a call and guess what? THEY CAN'T FIGGIN FIND ME!!!
And breathe.....
So, what do you think? Desperate times, call for desperate measures and I want an Iphone damn you! 
Oh, and this is my first ever post on AIBU, so don't disagree with me, I'm a woman on the edge! 