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AIBU?

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To think that having sex when pregnant is disgusting.

125 replies

uhaveuropinionandihavemine · 25/10/2012 19:23

The mere suggestion of it makes me go cold.

OP posts:
PedanticPanda · 25/10/2012 23:56

I for one completely agree with you OP. It is disgusting, dangerous and should be banned. When I was pregnant with my son I had all the scans telling me everything was fine and I started getting things ready at about 7 months.

But one cold night a few weeks before my due date DP and I snuggled up to keep warm, one thing led to another and we had sex Blush. Well DS turned into DTwins! I'd already bought my buggy and mothercare wouldn't return it so I could buy a double-buggy Hmm I had to stick dt2 to the side of the buggy with duct tape as I couldn't afford a double buggy. If only we'd waited a few more weeks...

Alisvolatpropiis · 26/10/2012 00:13

I really want OP to explain why it's disgusting!

Mintyy · 26/10/2012 00:16

Why are you all engaging with this creep? Ignore and move on.

CelineMcBean · 26/10/2012 00:18

All sex is disgusting if you're doing it right.

Lovely [hsmile]

ChippingInLovesAutumn · 26/10/2012 00:35

Mintyy - because it's FUN. I love 'Half Term' threads Grin

MummifiedBonkeyMollocks · 26/10/2012 00:38
Grin

Love this thread!

EmpressOfTheSevenScreams · 26/10/2012 00:40

Maybe the OP just doesn't approve of sex.

Justreadthefuckingwords · 26/10/2012 00:42

Minty, because if I don't get it, my huge, hairy, middle aged labia, will pop.

BURST.

My fanjo may explode.

Everwhere.

& I think young men need to know this.

It ain't pretty youngster.

The middle-aged clit in the face.

It ain't pretty.

But it's FUCKING SEXY.

Now piss off & deal with that.

Boomerwang · 26/10/2012 00:54

Ohhhhhh I was horny as HELL when I was pregnant. The first 20 weeks or so at least. Disgusting? Even BETTER!

Boomerwang · 26/10/2012 00:55

Justread despite my earlier post, you sound scary :(

Justreadthefuckingwords · 26/10/2012 01:00

Boomer

Justreadthefuckingwords · 26/10/2012 01:01

No need

Justreadthefuckingwords · 26/10/2012 01:23

Boomer - not scary - just old.

PropertyNightmare · 26/10/2012 01:28

Yabvu. I crave cock when pregnant! For some women pregnancy sends their hormones and sex drive through the roof.

prettypleasewithsugarontop · 26/10/2012 08:40

FFS YABU

Baby with golf ball head [hgrin]

I was rather horny when pregnant (after about 16wks) would possibly have killed DH if he had not obliged

samandi · 26/10/2012 09:52

YABU, obviously.

Absy · 26/10/2012 11:28

YANBU op. I mean, seriously, what is it with parents and wanting to have sex? Surely they should do it just a few times to get pregnant and stop al of that straight away.

I mean, IMAGINE OP - your parents probably still have sex Shock the dirty bastards.

Chelvis · 26/10/2012 12:33

As Carrie says on Sex and the City, the penis jabbing the baby is how they get dimples. Too cute Grin

WitchesTit · 26/10/2012 13:16

I Have to say its getting to the point where it's a bit uncomfortable doing it like the missionaries do, I and my belly might be better bouncing astride DP from now on.
I love the sound of bellies slapping together like a riotous applause!

But i wouldnt say disgusting... whats disgusting is being so sleepy you cant be bothered doing the loo dash to empty your tank and falling asleep in a puddle of spunk but that can happen any time. [hgrin]

AmberNectarine · 26/10/2012 14:14

Sex when pregnant is great, as long as you sort the positioning. Trust me, it gets a lot harder to find time/privacy for shagging once you have children, so you may as well make the most of the last of your freedom!

DH only demurred the once, after I'd had my sweep and the baby was fully engaged, and the midwife said she could feel hair. I had her a couple of days later, we took a week off and then it was business as usual. OP, on the off chance you are not a bored teenage boy, loosen up!

Everlong · 26/10/2012 14:18

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 26/10/2012 14:35

Sex and pregnancy have nothing to do with each other ... I found my children under a bush in the garden ... doesn't everyone Confused

DyeInTheEar · 26/10/2012 15:17

Is it the half term sex thread! woo hoo

AIBU To think that having sex when pregnant is disgusting

Only if you're doing it right OP, only if you're do it right.

36 weeks pg here. [hwink]

aquavit · 26/10/2012 15:18

I like the phrasing of the OP, it's rather elegant. It gives me hope for the education system.

mind you I suspect that sex is indeed nothing other than a 'mere suggestion' for this particular poster.

DyeInTheEar · 26/10/2012 15:20

Though I will concede that as bump is so big I have no idea what's going on fanjo wise - needless to say more amazon than brazilian. DH likes the 70s look though.

I think it more resembles one on the far right

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