You are depriving a village of it's idiot...

[OhlimpPricks]

And others. There was a thread a couple of years back where everybody gave their best one-liners, and scathing put downs. Can't find it, but maybe it's time for a new one [hgrin]

I have a lovely relationship with my boss, and we banter back and forth, the more evil and rude the better.

Help - I'm running out of retorts. The ruder the better!

This discussion is getting too heated so I'm pulling out, it's just a shame your Father wasn't considerate enough to do the same.

Oh Grimma I love that one, we get a fair few drunken flashers at work (pub) I can't wait to use it and I bet no one will flash for weeks now either!

Freddie that is fab!
OP my gay friend would so love the one Freddie has up thread, use that :)

Excellent thread!

Particularly love BitterandTwisted's "you're a boot-faced idiot with the morals of a politician."

Loving all of these! Keep them coming!

Said to anyone with martyr tendancies - Get down off the cross! We need the wood.

If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

You should be on the stage - sweeping it.

Is that a bald spot or a solar panel for your brain.

Were you born this stupid or did someone push your elbow when you were picking your nose?

They wasted a good arse when they put teeth in your mouth.

Lmao chaz!!!

My dads brother to my mother when he saw her wearing a new outfit
'the things you see when you haven't got your gun'

I'm not looking at your cock, I'm looking for your cock.

I couldn't punch you any uglier

My mother used to say that geog .

Someone you really don't like? Got their birthday coming up?
" so, which phone box will you be holding your party in then?"
( implying they have very few freinds)

Or,
" I am WAY too tired to pretend I like you, now fuck off"

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

"oh, so that outfit isn't the ONLY thing you were wrong about today"

So what's your Granny doing for curtains while you're wearing them?

One he tried this week : you are so full of shit, you make a sewerage plant look minimalist...
I love my job, honest [hgrin]

Can you use your head for anything other than growing hair?

"YOU were the sperm that won the race?!"

When he came to the fountain of knowledge he only gargled ...

From cricket - hey Tuffers lend us your brain - we are building an idiot

He has a photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on .

When your IQ reaches 50 I would sell

It is hard to believe that you beat 1 000 000 sperm ....

I'm not as daft as you look.