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To think that Jeremy Kyle...

59 replies

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 25/10/2012 10:19

really is an obnoxious, vile, unmentionable thing.
(Theres a word I'd like to use but wont!) Im at home for once and put the tv on, his show is on. It's HORRENDOUS!

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stifnstav · 25/10/2012 10:41

Hmm, pictish, you seem to be saying I get off on watching his guests being exploited, which I didn't. That would be very very weird.

pictish · 25/10/2012 10:42

Each set of guests gets their 20 minute slot. They wheel them out, start off nice and reasonable, before Kyle brings it all to a crescendo of shouting and upset that he then wades in and 'sorts out' with his 'telling it like it is'...then it's all brought back down for his words of wisdom, before they are dispatched having served their purpose.
Then it's on with the next bunch after the adverts...for more of the same.

Despicable, predictable, designed to give Kyle the floor to perform on, The whole thing is a moral void.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 25/10/2012 10:44

I do like Maury though! How do they remember the 100 people they slept in a short period?! The men always look the same too!

Mrsjay · 25/10/2012 10:48

how do they have the energy to sleep with all those men Shock I do like maury he is lovely to his guests really kind, he even consoles the screaming woman lying wailing on the floor Wink

DialMforMummy · 25/10/2012 10:55

I am like MrsKeithRichards I sometimes watch it in the morning and eat a sandwich while DS is napping. Truly awful.
Luckily, I am going back to work soon.
I never admit it too anyone in real life I am so embarrassed. Is there a JKA?

Fakebook · 25/10/2012 11:01

He's an ex gambling addict dontcha know? He's been there. He can "relate" to these people. If he can turn himself around, then so can they. Hmm.

ClippedPhoenix · 25/10/2012 11:29

I watch it now and again to be honest.

One thing though the Americans are always far better dressed than our lot Grin

mrsfuzzy · 25/10/2012 11:57

caja, there are plenty of chavs who want their moment of fame imagine how exciting it must be for them?

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 25/10/2012 12:00

clipped Americans seem to have more teeth too Grin

ScarlettInSpace · 25/10/2012 12:03

I think my favourite ever JK Show title was "He's not my son, he's Ginger" [hgrin]

JK has been a guilty pleasure of mine for years but I've been TTC coming up to 2 years now and I can't watch it any more because I want to punch all the selfish naive little shits in the face who don't realise [or just don't care] how lucky they are [henvy]

RawShark · 25/10/2012 12:04

We hate Jeremy Vine in this house too. Something to do with Jeremies (Clarkson et al)?

Natnat29 · 25/10/2012 12:11

Birdsgottafly-
They make it clear that they are up for it and none of them are fussy. I live in a JK area (mostly), in HA housing, every work man who has ever come through my door as asked if i am game, because that is what they are used to.

Really?!

ClippedPhoenix · 25/10/2012 12:11

Oh yes, that too Fanjo Grin

Natnat29 · 25/10/2012 12:15

In agreement that Maury is pretty awesome viewing, i do wonder how those women get with so many people in such a short period of time- slutty yes, whorish certainly but also efficient ;)

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 25/10/2012 12:21

Nat I don't know how they remember their names when there's 100 of them! They must just all blur into one after the first 20 Grin

Natnat29 · 25/10/2012 12:35

I think they must Fanjo- i mainly hope that the 'ladies' wash in between at the very least boak

SoleSource · 25/10/2012 12:37

Lmao Mary, I forgot about Maury. That show is so shocking at times!

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 25/10/2012 12:37

In.that time period and the amount of men I doubt there was anytime for a break!,

Fishwife1949 · 25/10/2012 12:47

I did ask oh why do they go on

His reply this is there question time hahaha

Mrsjay · 25/10/2012 12:47

In.that time period and the amount of men I doubt there was anytime for a break!

100 men 1 baby who is the baby daddy que lots of montages of the woman screaming and wailing Grin

Mrsjay · 25/10/2012 12:48

I love when Maury does his she/he things we all have to play along at home when they say it is it he or a she

Mrsjay · 25/10/2012 12:49

are they not is it god just offended myself with that Shock

KellyElly · 25/10/2012 12:49

If I'm ever off work sick I always watch Jeremy Kyle. It is car crash TV but there's something about it that sucks me in [hblush]

pigletmania · 25/10/2012 12:59

Jeremy vile Envy

AuscreemaAscare · 25/10/2012 13:02

My favourite Jezza thread is still around!

"I bet he visits the set in the dead of night to masturbate over the sign with his name on it"

[hgrin]

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