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To feel a little hmm about lyrics of One Direction

126 replies

lisad123 · 20/10/2012 18:38

Unless I missed boat completely the lyrics to new song is all about having a one night stand with a girl.
I get a lot of songs are about sex, love ect, but their fans are very young, and lucky for me dd1 isnt a fan BUT feel uncomfortable about girls as young as 8 singing a song about "getting some"

Lyrics here

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KenLeeeeeee · 20/10/2012 20:16

I gave up on song lyrics when I found out what "Pour Some Sugar on Me" meant. Blush

Sparklingbrook · 20/10/2012 20:24

Unless you are a 46 year old man then I'm not your sister English. And 16 year old Envy at the duvet cover. Grin

squoosh · 20/10/2012 20:41

Anyone remember the

Now that was inappropriate.

'He gives me lovin' like nobody else, I like the way he turns me'
'Night time is the right time, we make love'

EnglishGirlApproximately · 20/10/2012 20:48
Grin
cynister · 20/10/2012 20:50

Any one remember George Michael and I WANT YOUR SEX?

Sparklingbrook · 20/10/2012 20:54

Yes cynister what was that all about? Grin Shock

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 20/10/2012 20:56

I particularly like "Don't let those pictures leave your phone". Classy.

Someone needs to tell them their hair is stupid. All of them, in various different ways - stupid

squeakytoy · 20/10/2012 20:56

And was anyone badly influenced or corrupted by dodgy song lyrics?? I really think not! Grin

ShiftyFades · 20/10/2012 21:00

I was quite Hmm at those lyrics but..,. Now I'm just thinking of what a threesome with John and Nick would be like...

PuppyMonkey · 20/10/2012 21:02

Oops, I've been thinking they were singing "tonight let's get drunk and live while we're young" Blush

Sparklingbrook · 20/10/2012 21:02

Noooo. Just John Taylor's undivided attention Shifty. Nick would spoil it. Sad Apparently his oral sex technique is like an anteater. Wink

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 20/10/2012 21:03

Ew Nick Noooo.

John and Morten

MistressIggi · 20/10/2012 21:03

...Nick would be flicking his hair and John would be watching himself in the mirror?

(Whilst I am sorting Andy out next door!)

ShiftyFades · 20/10/2012 21:05

Oooo, I was talking about my Morten crush today, to the builder Blush

Sparklingbrook · 20/10/2012 21:06

John Taylor Wink

ShiftyFades · 20/10/2012 21:06

Nick the Anteater?

Nope, no ants down there Wink

Sparklingbrook · 20/10/2012 21:07

No John the anteater Shifty. Grin

thenightsky · 20/10/2012 21:07

I cannot get past their name to take them seriously.

Wand Erection.

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 20/10/2012 21:18

I think One Direction relates to the orientation of their hair

Sparklingbrook · 20/10/2012 21:20

Very true Jamie. Grin

Strongecoffeeismydrug · 20/10/2012 21:30

My then 7 year old singing whoooooa my sex is on fire was a bit eeeerrrgggg but the look on granny's face made me year :)
She doesn't listen to chart music

Sparklingbrook · 20/10/2012 21:32

If your 'Sex is on Fire' i think a trip to the GUM clinic is recommended. Grin

shesariver · 20/10/2012 21:37

'Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand' what's not to like?

Ah all well and innocent...but what about Girls on Film eh Grin

Sparklingbrook · 20/10/2012 21:39

I am still pondering posting the Girls on film video up so people can judge whether it's still as Shock 30 years on. But it goes on for 6 minutes....

DizzyHoneyBee · 20/10/2012 21:47

Not at all keen on the lyrics but it'll go over the head of most kids I expect. Like the save a prayer lyrics did with me when I was younger, as somebody pointed out we listened to it and didn't notice.
Adults notice much more..like how awful the lyrics of Aqua's barbie girl are yet 4 year olds up and down the country used to be allowed to sing it.

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