to find Nigella, James (Potato Head) Martin and Madhur Jaffrey irritating?

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Gosh they are doing my head in this morning. Madhur and her omelette challenge resistance, Nigella and her 'golden confetti of chilli flakes', her 'beautiful red onion' and her false eyelashes.... and James Martin, well he is always irritating.

Is it just me?

I love Nigella (possibly in a sexual way) but concur that James Martin is disturbing somehow. He creeps me out totally. Think it's the confusion he seems to have over whether he wants to be the ooopnorth version of cheeky chappy Oliver or something a bit posher. His pronunciation is weirdly mutating somehow.

Actually, he's just a fat boring fart without a USP.

Is MadderMadhur still alive? She must be about 90 surely?

no they are all annoying, and the girl in the Paris Kitchen is very false, will make more effort to find the remote next week and turn it off!

I hate Nigella.

She's not trained and her recipes are often shite - if it wasn't for the fact she virtually masturbates with her spatula then she'd never be on TV

Nigella is very irritating

She's just been wittering about feeling a primeval connection when cooking seafood.

WTF?

oh yes, her recipes are very hit and miss.The pruney Christmas cake was re-pulsive.

And Jamie Oliver

He irritates me intensely but I'm not allowed to slag him off as he's a family friend

She burnt her aubergines.

And was wittering on about pinches of sale. Pretentious cunt.

Ooooh, yes - Paris Kitchen Chef with her chocolate mousse. That bowl- enamel, chipped, looked like a dogbowl or a chamberpot

and the three poncey twunts always criticising the food for the great buffet thing... who gets to eat those mythical buffets? The skinny one on the left seriously needs to chill out, he is so bloody uptight.

I was watching an old Nigella programme from a few years ago, funny how she seemed to talk like anyone else then [except just a tiny bit posher]. So yes, she is fake fake fake nowadays. I don't watch James Martin, his voice sends me to sleep. I can't say I've seen much of Maddhur so can't comment on her.
I personally find Jamie Oliver very annoying,especially when he's being 'one of the boys' [just cringy]. His food may well be lovely, up to the point when he pours the obligatory pint of olive oil over it. And we don't all have massive vegetable gardens or have local fishmongers with hundreds of different varieties.

I have a huuuuge crush on James Martin!

He's not on Australian tv at all

I watched them all this morning. Now normally I quite like Nigella but her little mmmms all the time and her pretend parties really annoy the hell out of me lately

And the chocolate mousse woman. What were those things again that se coated the glass and topped the mousse with? Cocoa what? She said it twice and still didn't understand.

Glad it's not just me who found Saturday Kitchen etc unbearable today. James Martin interviewing people - just so inane and inept (talking over answers etc., asking an actor when her play was "out").

manticlimatic it was cocoa nibs, you find them in health food shops. I like them (in cereals) but they are bitter.

I used to like James Martin too, but lately I just find him so full of himself and unfunny (and he loves driving fast sporty cars)... Nigella has definitely stepped up the ridiculous analogies... I don't mind a couple here and there, but everything is just sooooo wonderfully something or other, she must be on some happy pills.

Nigella YANBU
Mahur YANBU
James Martin meh, YA neither BU or NBU

And, just in case you were wondering.....
Jamie Oliver

Gorden Ramsey
Rick Stein
Delia Smith
Hugh Furnley wernley (whatever he is called)
Raymond Blanc
hasten blumethal
hairy bikers
Angela hartnet
athony Worral Thompson
Gary Rhodes
Keith flloyd in his early TV days
roux bros

It seems I have a problem with a lot of chefs.

ugh i cant stand James Martin, he is so patronising!

Showing Michelle thingy the cornflour "this is cornflour- you can use it to thicken sauce" ... no shit sherlock- she lives in the world!
And going on and on about the crab- she hates crab!!

His accent is awful- Im from up north, and something is not right with the way he talks. He says butter like batter.

Hes not a natural presenter at all ,cant understand why people find him attractive at all?

Why is Nigella even famous for cooking? If she wasnt trained how was she discovered?

I loved James Martin until he did that Hospital Food program and there was a rogue apostrophe in the sign for the new canteen. Very disappointed.

Programme. I should really proof read my posts when I'm criticising others.

I stopped watching Madhur on anything after I watched one of her cookery programmes where she said 'and this ingredient is a mix of spices, but it's my family secret so I can't share it with you'.........sooooooo how the jeff am I supposed to flavour this curry then? It's just going to taste shit isn't it? I'm watching your programme precisely because I am learning to cook Indian food.
(we do have her veggie cookbook and it's great, but that one event put me off ever watching her again)