To attempt to be as wrinkly as an octogenarian's scrotum?

[HarlettOScara]

DP has taken DD (15 weeks) to visit his parents.

I should be tidying the bomb site downstairs. Instead, since they left, I have:
-Watched the F1 qualifying session while attempting to eat my own body weight in bourbon creams (thwarted by running out of said biscuits)
-listed some bits on e-bay

I am now wallowing luxuriating in a hot bath where I intend to remain until my skin is as described in the thread title or until we run out of hot water

AIBU?

yanbu
enjoy!
and hand your dp bucket and mop when he is back to do the cleaning.

oh no. oh no. close mind to that thought....

misread the thread title as 'to attempt to wriggle an octogenarian's scrotum.'

Oh thanks, lovebunny. That's a mental image I could have lived without

Mousy, I like your thinking :)