To think there are WAY MORE TITS out day to day

[MaureenCognito]

Than there used to be. Additionally unsupported floppy toys that I want to rehouse in a proper bloody bra.

Yes
*worse things to worry about. (Invokes Syria clause)
*None of business
Etc etc.

Toys?

Devils dumplings?

Toys? Are you a man?

Anyway what are the dates of all these 'Tits out days'...just so I can mark them on my calendar

Perhaps they are weigh more tits?

Weigh heyyyyy!

In this weather?

Lol. Tits!!!

Stop making me giggle. I'm trying to look like an earnest parent

...I was pondering on bra crumbs just the other day, my own of course. I am not a messy eater per se, but the amount of debris I'm finding in my (safely corralled) embonpoint is starting to alarm me

Compared to when? When is 'used to be'?

Victoria England? Absolutely.

1969? Surely not.

Please be more specific.

Victorian England.

I have seen far too many TITS on this afternoon's May The Best House Win. The competition was in Spain, and one of the women was wearing a sundress, totally unsupported. Fine, if the wee TITS are perky and in place, but they weren't = they were flopping all over her belly and under her armpits.

I like to think that if I were to appear on a telly show I would keep my TITS in order!

Perhaps they are just pinching the cream from the milk bottles?

I'd say since the 80s

Is it Tits Out Day? Excellent!

The '80s were indeed the decade of the Lady Di collar and New Romantic ruffled shirts so tits were under cover.

I beg your pardon, I think you'll find I was flashing my pert as fucking if, petite bosom.

If I took off my bra it'd be painful, but if it isn't for someone else, fair enough.

The place where I can really channel my grandmother and get catsbum face is the wee baby students who all seem to think visible bra straps listing down your arm are a fashion accessory. It makes me want to yank them back up and tighten the straps!