To be 33 and still not manage to be happy with...

[SamuelWestsMistress]

...applying make up on my right eye?

Why? Why is it always such a task to get the eyeliner to flick as well on my left as it does my right? Right eye always perfect, left eye always looks like someone has punched me?

It's bloody annoying but I do hope I'm not the only one who is incapable of doing this simple task?

One eye is always easier than the other.

I'm with you! Bloody eyes and hammy hand! I end up looking like Amy wine house on one eye and Audrey Hepburn on the other

Love the idea of doing a two-sided face and hair to be Amy Winehouse and Audrey Hepburn!

I'm 34 and still can't use liquid eye full stop on either eye. I stick to kohl and go with smokey eyed and sultry but probably look like a goth

I feel your pain. I have a side fringe and i sweep it in a not sosexy way over the eye thats rubbish.

Although tbf, winged eyeliner is something i am not very good at on either eye and i am 30.

It's just so bloody ridiculous. I've put eye lashes on a few times in the past too and it just emphasises it and makes me look like I have a bit of a deformity!

I hear ya. My right eye is always perfect, no really, it's great but then left eye always goes just that little bit wrong. Usually eyelashes haven't curled quite as well as other eye and the liner isn't the perfect line of the other eye!

Phew, lots of use of the word EYE in that little rant.