to ask you to tell me to bog off?

[megandraper]

whenever you see me on a thread.

I need to do some work! Why am I here offering my shillingsworth on every subject under the sun. I will be in Fishnet soon. (topic, not tights).

bedhopper
get your lazy arse off mn.
OK ? or was that a bit feeble ?

Piss off op.

i'm still here flyover, you may have to be ruder :)

Will you just FUCK off?

OP sod off of MN and get some work done before you either lose all your clients (if self employed) or get the sack for sheer slatternness (is that a word?)

Self-employed....

I just posted something pointless about Roald Dahl. It's not even like my posts are helpful.

Are you still here? Ey?

I've only got one swear word left then I give up!

bedhopper I can't stand people that go on MN in work time, why can't you be like me and limit it purely to your own time?

Have you ever seen me on here between 9am and 5pm during the week? Well have you?

Oh no, Pickles, is it the C word? I can't cope with that one.

Number, I aspire to be like you. Your sheer bravado is impressive :)

Roald Dahl.............but was it interesting ?

Oh noI'm getting dragged in to the mindless time warp
I must go now, and pretend I've been really busy all day.

Bedhopper, your posts are pointless, you would be much better off actually looking after your home and family than spending your time talking drivel on here.

This is not real, RL is real and you need to get back to it you slattern.

Now bugger off.

By the way, may I be nosey and ask what you do from home? I really need to get a job and there's nothing out there to fit in with school times, those jobs are like rocking horse shit.

Fuck the Fuck off to the far side of Fuck and then Fuck off some more! Will that do? :-D

bedhopper just wander over to the SwimBabes thread and you will be insulted for no real reason.

Actually, perhaps not it is far too entertaining

FENTON what are your skills. I may be able to help

OhChrist, I am doing a PhD, and earn some money from related activities. Not loads of money. Could be more if I wasn't so lazy sleep-deprived and brain-dead. Five years now of interrupted sleep. The day began at 3.30 this morning. I could probably have done some good work then, but by 9.30 when I got the chance, my frontal lobe was shutting down...

Bedhopper, if you don't fuck off I'm going to report you and get you banned from MN. Go and get some bloody work done!!!

Is that ok? :o

Norks - I love the Swimbabes thread. Furious anger over petty incidents, that's what MN is all about :)

Norks I was counter staff at a bank for years, then 10 years in pension admin, so good at maths, data input, composing letters - excellent English (ok don't study my posts on here too carefully though When I left work to have children I was mainly scrutinising / peer reviewing other work and calcs, so good eye for detail - always fancied the idea of proof reading perhaps.

Fenton you should contact companies such as huntswood & hazel Carr if you havent already.

They are always looking for contract workers for pension reviews & ppi complaints and pay well.

It's was the c bomb bed hopper.

If you don't piss off I'm
Going to drop it!

bedhopper, maybe set yourself some MN 'me-time' and stick to it, that's what I should do.

nooooooooo not the c-bomb! Okay, I'm going to pick up kids having achieved little.

Tomorrow, I will be work-tastic.

Bedhopper, I'm in the same boat. I'm also doing a PhD and procrastinating far too much at the moment! So to make me feel better: stay on Mumsnet, spend as much time on here as you want!