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to ask you to tell me to bog off?

29 replies

megandraper · 26/09/2012 15:38

whenever you see me on a thread.

I need to do some work! Why am I here offering my shillingsworth on every subject under the sun. I will be in Fishnet soon. (topic, not tights).

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flyoverthegoldenhill · 26/09/2012 15:40

bedhopper
get your lazy arse off mn.
OK ? or was that a bit feeble ?

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 26/09/2012 15:40

Piss off op.

megandraper · 26/09/2012 15:41

i'm still here flyover, you may have to be ruder :)

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PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 26/09/2012 15:42

Will you just FUCK off?

financialwizard · 26/09/2012 15:42

OP sod off of MN and get some work done before you either lose all your clients (if self employed) or get the sack for sheer slatternness (is that a word?)

megandraper · 26/09/2012 15:44

Self-employed....

I just posted something pointless about Roald Dahl. It's not even like my posts are helpful.

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PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 26/09/2012 15:44

Are you still here? Ey?

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 26/09/2012 15:44

I've only got one swear word left then I give up!

Numberlock · 26/09/2012 15:45

bedhopper I can't stand people that go on MN in work time, why can't you be like me and limit it purely to your own time?

Have you ever seen me on here between 9am and 5pm during the week? Well have you?

megandraper · 26/09/2012 15:47

Oh no, Pickles, is it the C word? I can't cope with that one.

Number, I aspire to be like you. Your sheer bravado is impressive :)

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flyoverthegoldenhill · 26/09/2012 15:47

Roald Dahl.............but was it interesting ?

Oh noI'm getting dragged in to the mindless time warp
I must go now, and pretend I've been really busy all day.

OhChristFENTON · 26/09/2012 15:48

Bedhopper, your posts are pointless, you would be much better off actually looking after your home and family than spending your time talking drivel on here.

This is not real, RL is real and you need to get back to it you slattern.

Now bugger off.

OhChristFENTON · 26/09/2012 15:52

By the way, may I be nosey and ask what you do from home? I really need to get a job and there's nothing out there to fit in with school times, those jobs are like rocking horse shit.

changeforthebetter · 26/09/2012 15:54

Fuck the Fuck off to the far side of Fuck and then Fuck off some more! Will that do? :-D

NorksAreMessy · 26/09/2012 15:54

bedhopper just wander over to the SwimBabes thread and you will be insulted for no real reason.

Actually, perhaps not it is far too entertaining

NorksAreMessy · 26/09/2012 15:55

FENTON what are your skills. I may be able to help

megandraper · 26/09/2012 15:55

OhChrist, I am doing a PhD, and earn some money from related activities. Not loads of money. Could be more if I wasn't so lazy sleep-deprived and brain-dead. Five years now of interrupted sleep. The day began at 3.30 this morning. I could probably have done some good work then, but by 9.30 when I got the chance, my frontal lobe was shutting down...

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RobinSparkles · 26/09/2012 15:56

Bedhopper, if you don't fuck off I'm going to report you and get you banned from MN. Go and get some bloody work done!!!

Is that ok? :o

megandraper · 26/09/2012 15:56

Norks - I love the Swimbabes thread. Furious anger over petty incidents, that's what MN is all about :)

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OhChristFENTON · 26/09/2012 16:06

Norks I was counter staff at a bank for years, then 10 years in pension admin, so good at maths, data input, composing letters - excellent English (ok don't study my posts on here too carefully though Grin When I left work to have children I was mainly scrutinising / peer reviewing other work and calcs, so good eye for detail - always fancied the idea of proof reading perhaps.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 26/09/2012 16:08

Fenton you should contact companies such as huntswood & hazel Carr if you havent already.

They are always looking for contract workers for pension reviews & ppi complaints and pay well.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 26/09/2012 16:08

It's was the c bomb bed hopper.

If you don't piss off I'm
Going to drop it!

OhChristFENTON · 26/09/2012 16:10

bedhopper, maybe set yourself some MN 'me-time' and stick to it, that's what I should do.

megandraper · 26/09/2012 16:11

nooooooooo not the c-bomb! Okay, I'm going to pick up kids having achieved little.

Tomorrow, I will be work-tastic.

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TheGoldenKnid · 26/09/2012 16:11

Bedhopper, I'm in the same boat. I'm also doing a PhD and procrastinating far too much at the moment! So to make me feel better: stay on Mumsnet, spend as much time on here as you want! Grin