To think you are all nobs

[Caerlaverock]

Just saying

I can tops it all
im disgrace to Scotland.
now beat that

no no

I'm worst in scotland and pisssed is there a pissed thread just until i finish my drink then i should go bed cos i have offended 3 people tonight

Ah fuck the nightshift that means its late n Ive been drunk texting oh no.... and pissed off a full thread it would seeem

hee hee
I'm on the mint tea
you do the swally

oh good
]i dont drink ever but have been am very very drunk
i did fix my keys though so no more small typing control and scrollll i googled it i love google i do

I love amazon
I could spend a go-go
fortunately I'm too tight

pissed? you think your farking scottish and pissed? HA!

[baffled]

as usual

I m a drunken slattern nob
Mmmmmm..corn on the nob..hungry

I like amazon too
dont like that prime delivery fucker though they took loads o mopney out my account for something......
my langaurage is atrstious i am scottish and drunk
i dont drink like ever

sorry i ave baffled everyone
nightshift is this thing which comes on to my tv when it gets late
amazon is kl kl though argh no cool not kl kl
I was called a MILF last night can u believeieve that???
I dididnt even know whta it was

You need to read those posts in the morning mellower

hmmm i jyst read one i typed not looking good even if i say so mys;lef

night night luff ya all MMAWAH and oth er netmum stuifff

Oh darling Mellow..nighty night..we shall see you on Sweary in the morning!

oh just whilst i am here - my head is spinny so dont want to move muchkl

i told a guy about the 3inches thread and he has not texted me back i think i may have offffended him or something possiblk? ooops!!!

Anyway, bathroom, bed, sleppes, sore head next day most likely with amazon and shit! all good though all good!!

and then i temissed 2 texts from ghuy i fancy cos my phned turns off at 11 n i forogt so have texted him like loads

arranged a night out though - femind me of that will be fun

night night sleep tight no fucking bed bigs in my bed tionght

DEFO sweray tomorrow ! see proprooer sentance n- ish?????????

Night night poor MNQH julie and button and kitten and stuff i wasnt drubnjk enough.

definitly gong now

There you go, luv! Off to sleep now! No more three inch men, and step away from FaceBook..it is the work of Satan...xx

YANBU - you can think what you like.