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To think you are all nobs

118 replies

Caerlaverock · 22/09/2012 20:13

Just saying

OP posts:
baskingseals · 22/09/2012 22:02

i'm quite fond of wankstain

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 22/09/2012 22:04

I thought posh people were nobs
And penis's were knobs.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 22/09/2012 22:05

Nob as in nobility.

SuePurblybilt · 22/09/2012 22:07

What is a Gobbler's Knob? Does anyone know?

PukeCatcher · 22/09/2012 22:08

Bellshine is my insult of choice.

IamtheZombie · 22/09/2012 22:08

Zombie is still a Zombie. But, she is a noble Zombie. [hic]

AnnoyingOrange · 22/09/2012 22:09

Add message | Report | Message poster InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 22-Sep-12 22:04:02
I thought posh people were nobs
And penis's were knobs.

You are right Smile

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 22/09/2012 22:09

Zombie nob.

Moln · 22/09/2012 22:11

A Zombie nob is diffrent to a zombie knob then?

DorsetKnob · 22/09/2012 22:12

Ta Da!!!!!!!!!!!

IamtheZombie · 22/09/2012 22:14

Weasel nob. [sticky out tongue emoticon]

Yes, Moln. Very, very different.

NormanTheForeman · 22/09/2012 22:16

I'm a Nob rather than a nob. Subtle distinction....

HairExtensions · 22/09/2012 22:25

I personally, am a Shower of Bastards, in my milder form I am a Shower of Shite.

I've never been called a nob before

TheShriekingHarpy · 22/09/2012 22:29

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Jux · 22/09/2012 22:52

LordFlasheart, I can be whatever I want to be, because I'm worth it. Right now, I AM LEGION.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Grin

LordFlasheart · 22/09/2012 22:53
Jux · 22/09/2012 23:02

That's lunch tomorrow, thanks.

I have swingy hair too.

iklboo · 22/09/2012 23:34

Spaffbadger is fairly useful.

TheGoldenKnid · 22/09/2012 23:38

I'm lovely. :)

TheBigJessie · 22/09/2012 23:39

I am a nob le. You will refer to me as the baroness. And like it.

ImASpecialSnowflake · 22/09/2012 23:39

ACTUALLY, your a nob.

whethergirl · 22/09/2012 23:45

Dick-weed is an insult isn't it. But I don't get it, why the weed?

RagingDull · 22/09/2012 23:53

personally, i dont think there are much more descriptive words than my old fave "cockend"

clearly im not one of those.
but i am a quite happy to be most other things, if you would like to view my price list i can mail it to you.....Smile

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 23/09/2012 00:16

Im not a nob. Im a big, fat, four eyed cunt! HTH
Grin

ouryve · 23/09/2012 00:18

Yeah, I'm git posh, me.

What, wrong type of nob? Is there any other?