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To think you are all nobs

118 replies

Caerlaverock · 22/09/2012 20:13

Just saying

OP posts:
NurseRatched · 22/09/2012 20:36

Really, OP? - Have to say that I was so upset that I cried all the way to the ch-i-p shop ..

AGoldenOrange · 22/09/2012 20:40

Nooo Katie Hopkins

On a better note, I've just found if you google katie rent a gob, she is the 3rd result!

awbless · 22/09/2012 20:53

I've got skinny jeans but I'm not skinny. I've got ankle boots, mostly because I look a dick in shoes. Went to a 70's Comp, DC's go/went to state school. Entitled to fuck all. Worked for it.

I think I might be be nob now again though.

scottishmummy · 22/09/2012 20:57

I like Kate Hopkins.she's a hoot
couldn't make her up
and a mn pantomime baddie too

topknob · 22/09/2012 20:58

I definatly am :)

topknob · 22/09/2012 20:59

Also to add I love skinny jeans :) being a size 8 and all !

CommunistMoon · 22/09/2012 21:01

I am a miserable cow and say offensive things, at least according to some posters on another thread. That's ok though.

cynner · 22/09/2012 21:02

I am an asshat..much more elegant than nob...

loverofwine · 22/09/2012 21:20

still not sure why

I guess it doesn't matter really

I am a toss pot less than yummy mummy dipsomaniac nutter. Trips off the tongue so much easier than nob methinks

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 22/09/2012 21:22

Asshats, wankbadgers, shitehawkes.

gordyslovesheep · 22/09/2012 21:25

I am a feminist Cunt if you please

InTheNightGarden · 22/09/2012 21:28

your a KNOB ... just saying :)

RobinSparkles · 22/09/2012 21:34

Yep, we are! What's your point?

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 22/09/2012 21:37

I'll be your

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 22/09/2012 21:38

Nob, KiOra

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 22/09/2012 21:39

What the buggering bollocks happened to my post!?

loverofwine · 22/09/2012 21:39

surely at the end of the day we are all sisters under the skin

fivegomadindorset · 22/09/2012 21:40

I am a Dorset Knob thank you.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 22/09/2012 21:40

All nobs under the foreskin?

Moln · 22/09/2012 21:50

Is it really nobs rather than knobs?

Also, seeing I'm in an asking sort of mood, can everyone be a (k)nob? Because if everyone was a (k)nob then how is (k)nobbishness measured?

Not everyone can be the same level of (k)nob, by the law of someone mathematical some have to be less (k)nobbish than other don't they? At what point does a not so (k)nobby become not a (k)nob?

Right got to stop as I'm fed up of adding brackets.

SuePurblybilt · 22/09/2012 21:53

I think I'm a cunt. On balance.

Pagwatch · 22/09/2012 21:58

I am not a nob. I am a twat more often than I would like

AnnoyingOrange · 22/09/2012 21:58

It's knob not nob

CuttedUpPear · 22/09/2012 22:00

Dicksplash. My favourite.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 22/09/2012 22:02

Its a nob. Or is it? Confused