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to be worried sick that my --fictitious-- DD will arrive home today from school

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SoleSource · 21/09/2012 12:23

With a new body part because she went to school in boys trousers?

AIBU?

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StellarforStar · 21/09/2012 12:24

OMG!

AlmostAGoldHipster · 21/09/2012 12:25

Eh?

TheHeirOfSlytherin · 21/09/2012 12:25

Yanbu, doesn't everyone worry about that?

HolyAutumnGoldBatman · 21/09/2012 12:26

Why are there so many threads about threads today?

YABU

SoleSource · 21/09/2012 12:27

It could happen. Have to wait until 3.30pm.

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SuePurblybilt · 21/09/2012 12:28

I am not altogether sure I understand. But I would very much like to know the eventual outcome.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 21/09/2012 12:28

She will come home with a girlfriend. You have given her the gay.

StellarforStar · 21/09/2012 12:28

Well, when I put baby DFD in a green babygro, she magically turns into a boy.

According to every nosy git admirer, anyway.

StellarforStar · 21/09/2012 12:49

Good Lord, Sole, I must be good if I've managed to kill one of your threads!

HolyAutumnGoldBatman · 21/09/2012 12:52

It's a thread about a thread Stellar, you did the right thing.

SoleSource · 21/09/2012 12:55

Lol!

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SheelaNeGoldGig · 21/09/2012 12:55

SIOB. You have failed as a mother. Poor little thing. She must be feeling so scared and slone and let down by those who should be protecting her from such vile atrocities.

And she'll probably come home snd announce she wants to be A Doctor or something else male.

gordyslovesheep · 21/09/2012 12:56

my DD 3 started school this year - she has to wear white, grey and green ...she now has a beard

SoleSource · 21/09/2012 12:57

wstching loose women now

Help meee!

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SheelaNeGoldGig · 21/09/2012 13:00

Its too late Sole. Its a lorst cause.

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