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To be deeply puzzled by competitive anti- feminism.......

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seeker · 21/09/2012 09:13

"I'm not a feminist"

"oh, I'm so much less of a feminist than you are"

"I'm so not a femynyst I don't even know how to spell it"

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SuePurblybilt · 21/09/2012 16:21

And Danish Dizzy Eye?

goodness me. Still, it makes a change from Proud Member.

ShirtyKnot · 21/09/2012 16:22

Yes Hully. Go and stand with Sue in the thoroughly ashamed corner.

I'm still FREEEE! I haven't said anything horrible about men.

Hullygully · 21/09/2012 16:22

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IvorHughJanus · 21/09/2012 16:23

'Meat banana' makes me feel a bit Envy

Hullygully · 21/09/2012 16:23

But I LIKE men, I'm married to a man etc so it can't count ner

Actually I don't like that many of them

most of em are arses

ShirtyKnot · 21/09/2012 16:24

It's like anything to do with cocks and pork always makes me feel a bit ill.

I think it's because of that miss piggy joke.

getmorenappies · 21/09/2012 16:24

I think Pan left didn't he ?

threeOrangesocksmorgan · 21/09/2012 16:25

wow Hully Shock

WorraLiberty · 21/09/2012 16:25

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SuePurblybilt · 21/09/2012 16:25

Oh I'm not thoroughly ashamed now, it was fleeting. Punk was quite right, but I've moved on. I'm a survivor.

Meat Banana sounds like a wartime recipe. Got no bananas! Use our handy ways with mince whale and sausage meat to make a Mock Banana! Manana!
Actually Manana is better.

IvorHughJanus · 21/09/2012 16:25

I am rubbish at remembering jokes but I always remember that one and it's horrid.

Hullygully · 21/09/2012 16:26

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ShirtyKnot · 21/09/2012 16:27

I like men as well. I liked my dad before he went dead. I like my children who are bepenised. I like my uncle he is brilliant. I like the men I work with - the ones who don't say stupid things.

I like my male friends who give me big bear hug cuddles and tell me I smell nice and am gorgeous without being creepy or inappropriate.

I like men a lot and I know they're not the knuckle dragging, incapable of doing things, rapey arseholes that "non feminists" proclaim them to be.

SuePurblybilt · 21/09/2012 16:27

No, I was. But I meant I shan't dwell. Onwards and upwards.

What is the Miss Piggy joke?

Hullygully · 21/09/2012 16:27

Also as usual there is so much thickness that people are unable to distinguish the piss being taken out of a poster and what they posted.

But no surprise there.

Manana to you.

ShirtyKnot · 21/09/2012 16:28

Manana. ARF!

getmorenappies · 21/09/2012 16:28

I'm liking Manana

Pagwatch · 21/09/2012 16:28

I am not reading penis words or vagina words.
It is too early in the evening.

threeOrangesocksmorgan · 21/09/2012 16:28

and now Hully has prover the whole point. well done

ShirtyKnot · 21/09/2012 16:28

What's green and smells of pork?

Hullygully · 21/09/2012 16:29

I'm good at proovering

I have a o level in it

Hullygully · 21/09/2012 16:29

and hoovering

and manoeuvring

Pagwatch · 21/09/2012 16:30

Noooooo

Don't tell the rest of that joke.

SuePurblybilt · 21/09/2012 16:30

I dunno, what IS green and smells of pork?

WorraLiberty · 21/09/2012 16:30

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