Agent
ahem.
READ THE THREAD 
Actually, no dont - seriously, it isn't worth your effort and is, without doubt, the most bizarre thread I've read in a long time.
To summise:
Tee did find it funny, posted in a light hearted way.
Others did not get her sense of humour
Crossed wires
It got a bit weird/verging on unhinged
Tee hid the thread
Somebody had a birthday
Pag offered everyone a cup of [calm the fuck down]
Lots of frivolity ensued, taking the piss and asking each other if we were really okay and :: tilting of heads ::
SueP turned up and liked my suggestion for another topic (I've always liked her)
Then there was a veiled ref to MN Royalty and/or cliques - I can't remember now
Then, this is where I get a bit blurred....somebody started talking about Max, how he was lost and I eventually found out it was a missing parrot.
THEN, Tee turned up and it transpires that she is okay after all.
I think I've covered everything.