To be *laughing* that this person defriended me from FB?

[Tee2072]

Is it suppose to hurt my feelings? Because, you know what? It doesn't!

Apparently telling her, on my status, that I don't agree with her opinion, was too much for her poor little feelings.

and roasted up to perfection....

Blu's the boy bird....I cant remember what the girl one was called.

I hear hell is very good at 'roasting to perfection', so you should be ok, Bollocks.

I am max.

I just KNOW Blu is around here somewhere and when I find her I will ........................... well let's just say hell is too good a place for where she's going!

Blu? Oi Blu? GIMME BACK MY PARROT!

Ne'er been the same since Max went...

MY Max was never pottymouthed you heathen!
MY Max was beaaaaautiful.

I keep reading your name (glasses are not on, screen some distance away) as There, hubarb. Sometimes I read it in a pacifying way (like, poor hubarb) and sometimes it's like, where shall I put my thing? And you're like, there, hubarb!

Just thought you'd like to know...

I had to earn a living mum. It's turned me hard.

I don't want to know where you put your 'thing' thanks very much! Nowhere near ME I hope!

Pickles - did they hurt you? Did they abuse you? You poor poor thing, come home to mummy and I'll make it all better.
Do you remember Emma?

Now you are playing with my brain Rhubarb

this is Tee's bizarre thread.

then you said you didn't know she had a thread but you are clearly here.

It doesn't take a lot to confuse me you know

(how do you call a parrot?)

"here parrot, here pretty polly"?

There there, dears.

They made me do panto mum.

I had to sit on Micheal Barrymore. The things I've seen. I'm ruined.

I'm living my days out quietly now in a bird refuge. I can't be with human folk now.

I've already had some tea thanks.

You call him by using his own whistle. He had this funny snuffling sound when he wanted a tickle and that's how I'd know it was him.

Brian can't have any, he's pregnant.

Hey, TheGoldenKnid!

Greedy.

Pickles - DO the snuffle. Only then will I believe you.

I don't care.

Ah well, it is Friday night, I s'pose.

IMPOSTER!

One last chance, when did you last see Emma?

Just found Blu....

Emma loves in my little parrot heart.

I've seen bad things, my little parrot head gets all of a doodah. I forget stuff.

Pickles, have you been drinking my gin?

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had, indeed, hidden the thread but then someone who is still my friend on FB suggested I come see what you fucking loons (whom I adore with a fiery passion of fire) were doing.

Now that it's, like, 100 days later and it's so far off my FB wall it's not even funny, I shall elaborate.

I wrote something about Great British Bake Off.
The other person said it was boring.
I suggested they not watch it then.
They de-friended me.

All clear now?

::head tilt::

Are you all okay?

Anyone who wants to be my friend on FB, PM me. I'm even odder on there.

::head tilt::

Or maybe I'm not odd. Maybe I just think I'm odd as a defence mechanism due to the fucking trauma of being called fucking MN Royalty!

::goes to lie down::

::or maybe drink wine::

::and eat Ben & Jerry's::

::Cookie Dough Core, if anyone cares for a lick::

::fnar::

ARGH more like the fucking trauma of my action code turning into s!!!!