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FRANK'S CHILDREN ARE STARVING YOU BASTARDS

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Hullygully · 17/09/2012 18:53

so pay up for the sept meet-up you tight arse slowcoaches before they fade away entirely.

Bella told me to write that.

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StealthPolarBear · 17/09/2012 18:54

Oh, I came on to ask whether it was Frank from FRANK'S FACTORY FLOORING or Fraaaaank from Eastenders
But you mean FrankWippery

StealthPolarBear · 17/09/2012 18:54

(he loves carpets im)

TheGoldenKnid · 17/09/2012 18:55

But, but, but ... I'm not even coming to the meet up! Do I still have to pay? :(

Couldn't you just slaughter one of your sheep?

BellaVita · 17/09/2012 18:56

Right, you lot, get your money out.

BellaVita · 17/09/2012 18:56

Aye I did that Hully.

Original poster
Hullygully · 17/09/2012 19:09

PAY UP KNIDDY

And why aren't you coming? What a poor show

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Original poster
Hullygully · 17/09/2012 19:27
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SheelaNeGoldGig · 17/09/2012 19:31

Is it not illegal to shake your tin?

Softlysoftly · 17/09/2012 19:33

What's a meet-up

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 17/09/2012 19:40

It's a type Softly, it's where we all send our leftover kebabs to help undernourished MNer's offspring. Grin

TheGoldenKnid · 17/09/2012 19:43

Do you not need a licence to rattle your tin? Hmm

I'm not coming, because:
1 - I didn't know about it until a few days ago.
2 - Nobody wants me there.
3 - It's conference season and I'm already swanning off to not so exotic locations every few weeks. I don't think another trip would go down too well.

But I'm sure you'll have fun without me. :(

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 17/09/2012 19:44

typo doh!

BellaVita · 17/09/2012 19:44

Bewitched Grin you little rascal Grin

SheelaNeGoldGig · 17/09/2012 19:45

I wasn't invited. Fuckers.

FrankWippery · 17/09/2012 19:46

Hahahahaha. I love you Hully!

BellaVita · 17/09/2012 19:47

Never mind about other exotic locations, there will be only one...

Softly, we are having a knee's up on the 29th September in London. You do not have to live in London to attend... I am coming from York.

BellaVita · 17/09/2012 19:47

Sheela, you need to invite yourself love, it is not by personal invitation.

FrankWippery · 17/09/2012 19:48

Sheela you daft bat, you don't need an invite, just say you're coming and once we've vetted you you'll be in Grin

SheelaNeGoldGig · 17/09/2012 19:49

See i'm off galavanying so can't come anyway but couldn't as i am too fat and ugly and shy to dare

TheGoldenKnid · 17/09/2012 19:50

Maybe one day I'll be brave enough to come to a MN meet-up. Grin I could just tell DH it's another conference.

BellaVita · 17/09/2012 19:50

'scuses

TheGoldenKnid · 17/09/2012 19:51

Ah Sheela, the bit you've strikethroughed (struckthrouh?) is my reason number 4! Grin

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 17/09/2012 19:53

In my defence, I have been trying to set up a paypal account for 2 weeks now but paypal does NOT appear to like me or my non-mainland bank account.

also DH took my credit card away 2 years ago so that is not an option either

I promise to get it sorted ASAP.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 17/09/2012 19:55

Sheels. Kniddy. I'm fat and I'm still going. 'Tis no excuse.

BupcakesandCunting · 17/09/2012 19:56

I am never invited to these fucking things.

I hope you all have hideous hangovers.