FRANK'S CHILDREN ARE STARVING YOU BASTARDS

[Hullygully]

so pay up for the sept meet-up you tight arse slowcoaches before they fade away entirely.

Bella told me to write that.

Oh, I came on to ask whether it was Frank from FRANK'S FACTORY FLOORING or Fraaaaank from Eastenders
But you mean FrankWippery

(he loves carpets im)

But, but, but ... I'm not even coming to the meet up! Do I still have to pay? :(

Couldn't you just slaughter one of your sheep?

Right, you lot, get your money out.

Aye I did that Hully.

PAY UP KNIDDY

And why aren't you coming? What a poor show

Is it not illegal to shake your tin?

What's a meet-up

It's a type Softly, it's where we all send our leftover kebabs to help undernourished MNer's offspring.

Do you not need a licence to rattle your tin?

I'm not coming, because:
1 - I didn't know about it until a few days ago.
2 - Nobody wants me there.
3 - It's conference season and I'm already swanning off to not so exotic locations every few weeks. I don't think another trip would go down too well.

But I'm sure you'll have fun without me. :(

typo doh!

Bewitched you little rascal

I wasn't invited. Fuckers.

Hahahahaha. I love you Hully!

Never mind about other exotic locations, there will be only one...

Softly, we are having a knee's up on the 29th September in London. You do not have to live in London to attend... I am coming from York.

Sheela, you need to invite yourself love, it is not by personal invitation.

Sheela you daft bat, you don't need an invite, just say you're coming and once we've vetted you you'll be in

See i'm off galavanying so can't come anyway but couldn't as i am too fat and ugly and shy to dare

Maybe one day I'll be brave enough to come to a MN meet-up. I could just tell DH it's another conference.

'scuses

Ah Sheela, the bit you've strikethroughed (struckthrouh?) is my reason number 4!

In my defence, I have been trying to set up a paypal account for 2 weeks now but paypal does NOT appear to like me or my non-mainland bank account.

also DH took my credit card away 2 years ago so that is not an option either

I promise to get it sorted ASAP.

Sheels. Kniddy. I'm fat and I'm still going. 'Tis no excuse.

I am never invited to these fucking things.

I hope you all have hideous hangovers.