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FRANK'S CHILDREN ARE STARVING YOU BASTARDS

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Hullygully · 17/09/2012 18:53

so pay up for the sept meet-up you tight arse slowcoaches before they fade away entirely.

Bella told me to write that.

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BellaVita · 17/09/2012 19:57

Bups, you don't get invited you just say your are coming.

Are you free on the 29th September?

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 17/09/2012 19:58

None of us were invited Bupcakes, we've all gatecrashed.

BupcakesandCunting · 17/09/2012 19:59

No.

But I could have been, had I been INVITED.

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BrainSurgeon · 17/09/2012 20:02

Even I'm going!

Errrr.... Hully.... What do you mean Frank's children are starving? Have I missed anything Confused

BrainSurgeon · 17/09/2012 20:03

Bups I'd like to invite you, I'm very shy, will you come with me? Blush

rubyrubyruby · 17/09/2012 20:15

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 17/09/2012 20:17

Ooh hi Brainy! I saw you on another thread the other day not a stalker I promise glad you are coming! I'm getting a bit nervous.

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Hullygully · 17/09/2012 20:18

By the back door?

And it's not even Friday?

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Hullygully · 17/09/2012 20:18

I've got to sleep in the corridor with a towel

apparently

Oh sign up you moany old fuckers

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TheGoldenKnid · 17/09/2012 20:21

You get a towel, Hully? Luxury, I had to make do with a postage stamp.

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Hullygully · 17/09/2012 20:26

oh don't worry about me

a box or a bench and I'll be fine.

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TwistyBraStrap · 17/09/2012 20:30

I can't come because I'm getting married then.

You bastards, you did this on purpose, didn't you?!

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Hullygully · 17/09/2012 20:31

thank you, that is very kind ruby

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BrainSurgeon · 17/09/2012 20:41

Hi Hearts! I know, I've got butterflies just like a first date ffs!
Am even considering going to the hairdresser

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 17/09/2012 20:44

Can we flash mob the wedding Twisty?
Where is it?

TwistyBraStrap · 17/09/2012 20:46

Oop north.

So it's not like you can even gatecrash.

BrainSurgeon · 17/09/2012 20:47

Yeah, I haven't been to a wedding in ages, surely we must be able to do something with entertainment value for your guests Twisty?
< the "what went wrong at your wedding" thread springs to mind>

FrankWippery · 17/09/2012 20:55

Bups don't be such a miserable goat. Change your plans, leave the bastard (that's twice I've had to tell you that today, I may have a point dontcha think) and get your gorgeous arse down to this 'ere London.

FrankWippery · 17/09/2012 20:55

Brain - it was my birthday last week. We can celebrate that.

swannny · 17/09/2012 21:00

Haha! You lot sound hilarious... Sorry to just cut in. Total MN newbie here but always up for a night out. What's happening? And where?

FrankWippery · 17/09/2012 21:15

Meet up on Sat 29th Sept, just south of the river near to Tower Bridge. It will be a drunken affair and the best thing is that no one will be capable of remembering a thing Grin

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 17/09/2012 21:19

Oh shame, I'm sure we could have knocked up a quick "Dancing in the Streets" sequence for you.