FRANK'S CHILDREN ARE STARVING YOU BASTARDS

[Hullygully]

so pay up for the sept meet-up you tight arse slowcoaches before they fade away entirely.

Bella told me to write that.

Can't do this one BIWI. Will definitely try to get organised for another one.

Cupid, yes come. Those that haven't got PayPal have paid me online if you would prefer to do that PM me and I'll give you the details.

Don't be shy, I genuinely can't think of a single sensible soul that is coming apart from me tbf

Frank

Don't listen to Frank peeps.

You still after that bed? Hmmmmm?

Love youuuuuuuuu Frank

Thanks Frank , have PMd you.

I have a question - probably a very stupid one and just because I'm nosey - do you all give your real names at these meet-ups or do you stay all mysterious and go by your nicknames?

... I won't be there obviously, what with that there London being a wicked place and all.

God that was probably a really dumb question wasn't it?

Well we have real names on the fb page.

On our badges we have our MN names.

no, not dumb, i was kinda thinking the same

hmmm, 'hi i'm cupid' hahaha

Frankly Salmo I am extremely pissed off at your poor effort to come down. I would have whistled at you and everything.

Cupid, yep got it and have replied.

Did someone mention cake?

You have badges?? - I like a nice badge.

I'm sorry Frank - really I am.
But it's such a long way for a country mouse like me from the wilds of Scotland. I'd never be back in time for school on the Monday if I started on the wine ...

Come ON chaos.

Pull your finger out and come to this.

Cha0s, please come! I am bringing Belgian chocs and fags and am planning a big girly fight with Hully as part of the entertainment

Sal, I am coming from York, Scotlanf is not that much farther.

All these excuses

I have already told Chaos we will all give her a snog if she turns up, but alas, not even the temptation of Hully's soft puckering lips will sway her

Bella -

Come on chaos.

We are planning to throw hully into the Thames.

Please please please come Chaos. I want to give you the biggest hug for just doing the nicest things for me recently and letting everyone know just how bloody fantastic you are.

And you can help throw Hully into the Thames. Getorf - that is inspired.

Salmo - you're off the hook THIS time, but do not let me down again. I'm making a special cake and everything FFS.

Chaos is there anything we can say or do to make you come?
apart from cake, I simply cannot bake

"Trust nae fucker" is a mantra that it has taken me a while to warm to.
This little get-together was originally mooted as quiet affair, sitting on sofas chatting for some of the slightly more mature members, who were a bit discomBOBulated by the loud music at previous gatherings.
Now you're threatening river dunkings - as an incentive to attend?
Are you sure you're not letting yourselves down?
Hmmm?

And, having got us all excited about her Great Baked Goods Tour, Chaos has since announced that she doesn't see the point of cake! She'd rather have cheese!

Thank goodness for that, I'm good at cheese

oh dear I can't come now