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To state the team rules of the MN blackberrylympics

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mamhaf · 16/09/2012 12:39

To be in medal contention:

  1. Event open to teams comprising doubles pairs of adults or multiples thereof.
  1. No children because:
  • They eat them
  • Fall in nettles/brambles and need attention
  • Get bored
  1. Teams must split up to scour best patches.
  1. No-one from opposing teams allowed on these patches at same time.
  1. If, however, one partner finds a patch too full for him/her to pick alone, he/she is then allowed to call other members of team over.
  1. Event must result in crumble or tart. Blackberry jelly will result in exclusion from this and future events.

I thank you. (1.2kg category Sunday morning)

OP posts:
EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo · 16/09/2012 13:42

Hmm, the rule covering the use of rakes has been left out.

DoesItComeInBlack · 16/09/2012 13:46

Is there a rule to prevent me pillaging the huge patch next to our neighbours' garage that they seem to be ignoring.(Probably in the middle of the night with the aid of a head torch to reduce chances of detection)

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