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To think IamtheZombie...

107 replies

slatternlymother · 16/09/2012 11:16

Is brilliant? You make me laugh all the time.

I think I have a bit of a girl zombie crush on you

shameless arselicking

Btw, do you have a backstory?

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AnyFucker · 16/09/2012 21:58

< checks in as a zombie-appreciator >

DZH · 16/09/2012 22:14

Apparently the upper arms of women betwen 16 and 30 are prized delicacies for cannibalistic tribes.

Grin
AnyFucker · 16/09/2012 22:23

I have upper arms of steel I'll have you know....

confusedpixie · 16/09/2012 22:23

Another Zombie lover here, your posts always make me smile even though I usually hate third person speak! I actually thought you were younger too Blush I always thought you were younger and possibly a bit eccentric!

I'm sorry to hear about RL being a bitch for you though :(

DZH · 16/09/2012 22:27

AF they have solar powered angle grinders dontcha know Grin

IamtheZombie · 16/09/2012 22:29

You tell him, AF! God knows he rarely listens to me Grin

I really am overwhelmed at the kindness of so many people here. I had no idea that so many of you had noticed me; much less felt so kindly disposed to me.

SarahStratton · 16/09/2012 22:34

I luffs you Zombie. Nobody luffs Zombie as much as I do.

AnyFucker · 16/09/2012 22:38

never mind angle grinders, DZH

let the organ grinder speak, not the monkey Wink

IamtheZombie · 16/09/2012 22:39

Stratters, Zombie is now going to pay homage to you.

You were the first person she told about what was going on and why Zombie was becoming so important. You were the first MNer to befriend her on Farcebook. You have proven time and time again that this is more than just words on a screen.

Zombie luffs you too.

IamtheZombie · 16/09/2012 22:40

Luffs AF almost as much as Stratters

Grin Grin Grin

AnyFucker · 16/09/2012 22:43

aww, go on, I'll let that one go Smile

IamtheZombie · 16/09/2012 22:46

Helpful DW here:

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AnyFucker · 16/09/2012 22:48

heh

DZH · 16/09/2012 22:49
Wine
CouthyMowWearingOrange · 16/09/2012 22:50

DZH, I fear my arm may not be such a delicacy. Am no longer in that prized 18 - 30 age group.

SarahStratton · 16/09/2012 22:51

I owe you a phone call, Zombie darling. Are you around tomorrow?

Bit more homage in Zombie's direction. Zombie is one of the sweetest, kindest, loveliest people I have ever known. Even when she was ill she only thought of others. She never forgets anything, and is incredibly unselfish.

You are one fine zombie, Zombie.

And DZH is pretty bloody cool too. I may bend your ear a little tomorrow, too. Grin

slatternlymother · 16/09/2012 22:53

Would not a nice steak do? So much tastier than human, I am sure.

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IamtheZombie · 16/09/2012 22:57

The Zombies will be at the hospital all day tomorrow, Stratters. Zombie has an echocardiogram (Herceptin can cause heart damage so they monitor her regularly) and then the next Herceptin infusion. We'll be home in the evening though.

SarahStratton · 16/09/2012 22:58

Day after then, I'm guessing you will be tired after all that.

Wine
IamtheZombie · 16/09/2012 22:59

Steak is perfectly acceptable, slatternly. But, it must be blue. Very, very blue.

Yes, for my sins DZH is really my DH.

Grin
FiveOrangeFlowers · 16/09/2012 22:59

I had no idea that you're the same age as me zombie.

(Thanks slatternly for calling it "middle aged" Grin)

Thanks to you for sharing your story and hoping you stay well.

SarahStratton · 16/09/2012 23:06

Very, very blue means it should preferably still need catching.

slatternlymother · 16/09/2012 23:08

Would a chicken do?

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