To think IamtheZombie...

[slatternlymother]

Is brilliant? You make me laugh all the time.

I think I have a bit of a girl zombie crush on you

shameless arselicking

Btw, do you have a backstory?

It's polite to pick the arm up and hand it back.

Wow. I knew a little bit about your story and knew you had a long running support thread going in the little corner but I didn't know any details.

You are indeed very brave to have endured what you have and still retain a sense of humour and such a strong sense of self.

I'm so sorry for your losses and wish you well in your continued recovery.

@ tee

I'm going to watch the last bit of the Walking Dead season 2 tonight. This will inspire me.

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I reckon it was my surgeon in the operating theatre with her scalpel.

It wasn`t me !!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know your story, but you come across as very good humoured and calm and nice. I notice your posts and the third-person thing makes me read them a bit more slowly, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

It's nice to feel I know you a little bit more.

Good luck for your recovery.

no ones that naice, deffo hiding something

That was unexpected Zombie, I may or may not have got something in my eye while reading that crying like a baby

Sorry to hear about your godson Z. Not been on your thread for a while.

After reading this, your posting style may irritate me a little less .

Sorry to hear the real world has been treating you so appallingly and really sorry about your godson.

Incidentally I sometimes pretend to be a zombie and chase DD up to bed when she doesn't want to go. Please don't tell SS, she thinks it's hilarious!

Glad I'm not the only one who reads zombies posts in the voice of Dobbie

Wishing you a good recovery Zombie, I like your posts and never knew your back story.

I love Zombie and her posting style. It cheers me up

Zombie - I always had you as a 30ish year-old slight goth.

Wow.

You have to promise me though when the shit does go down you will eat my DCs when I lob them at you & let me escape (I know, I know, but the children NEVER get away - it's just pragmatism).

I am another Zombie lover. Zombie's posts always make me smile.

Oh zombie

I think you are ace. Very friendly and warm with a unique posting style.

So sorry you've had some really tough times recently. Wishing you all the best for the future xx

lastnight it's true. DS is zombie food if the shit goes down. I have told him this, and he has agreed. He's the weakest. And being 1 year old, is terrible at running. So... You know.

Zombie is sworn to protect Mumsnet in the event of a zombie apocolypse.

She couldn't possible eat a child (well, not a whole one anyway) but we do have a lovely creche in the Dustbin? where you will be welcome to leave your DCs until they grow up into reasonable human beings until it is safe to take them home again.

Do you take teens in the Dustbin? I've got one you can have until he grows up. another bad teen day here

Zombie thinks back to when she was a teenager. (It was a long time ago so may take a while.)

Yep. She thinks a Dustbin? would be a natural habitat for a teenager.

DNA and Slatternly

That is awful, think of those unemployed teachers down the years !!!!

Don`t you have any elderly relatives with mobility issues that could be sacrificed ?? and think of the savings on care home fees