To think IamtheZombie...

[slatternlymother]

Is brilliant? You make me laugh all the time.

I think I have a bit of a girl zombie crush on you

shameless arselicking

Btw, do you have a backstory?

I can categorically state that Zombie does not look remotely close to 60 years old

She might have got the crappy cancer genes but she also got the youthful ones too.

You should see the picture in Zombie's attic, HoneyDragon.

I puffs Zombie and her posting style always makes me smile, it helps that I read it in my head in the style of the Cookie Monster

Respect to you, Zombie. I always enjoy your posts.

high five

The painting should be in the Nursey!

It would scare the children if it was displayed in the nursery.

Won't someone think of the children?

You proper make me Zombie and I love how you post, I never knew your story until I read this thread, you're an inspiration and an ally for when the zombies do come

you are right! the children!

Another Zombie appreciator here.

This thread has brought a tear to my eye.

I actually only noticed you on that gift card thread I called Zombie on, you gave me a wee laugh popping up next on that. :)

Thanks zombie. I'll send him over in the morning.

I can't bloody believe that I said 'I puffs Zombie,' clearly not what I meant.

Bastard autocorrect

zombie did you ever teach? Just out of interest.

If you saw ds1s bedroom you'd think he was already living in a dustbin

Puffin, Zombie thought it was deliberate given your nickname.

slatternly, not a proper teacher, no. But Zombie spent the last 10 / 12 years of her working life developing and presenting specialist training courses. DZH is the teacher in the family.

Ah. I see. I looked at your profile pic and got the shock of my life when I saw my primary teacher grinning back at me is that your garden, btw?

^just realises I have outed my own age

All you've revealed about your age is that you're way younger than Zombie.

Yes, the photos were taken in our garden.

Garden Services by DZH

Would I be too late to the party if I said that I, too, think Zombie rocks, and I really enjoy her posts?

I decided long ago that, as I am an - ahem - somewhat larger lady, in the event of the zombie apocalypse, I will sacrifice myself so my dses and dh can escape. It will take the zombies ages to eat me, plus I am very high in saturated fat, so will be very bad for their coronary arteries.

SDT

YY your garden is beautiful zombie

Thanks, slatternly.

I luffs Zombie. Hasn't been bitten, oh no.

Hearing your backstory (which I didn't know) makes me all the more appreciative of modern medicine.

It has kept Zombie in the land of the undead, and has also kept my Nan alive too.

I think Herceptin and Avawhotsit should be packed in everyone's OFRS just in case. The side effects aren't nice - except the side effect of being alive, of course!

CouthyMow is uncharacteristically silenced by Zombie's strength, and wishes her well. Though I may offer an arm as a light snack. My brain probably tastes too funny to eat, given my epilepsy and the heavy duty meds acting on it, so a limb is all I can offer!

Wow, zombie. Thank you for sharing your backstory. I'm a bit in awe of you now.