to think it would be great to see all the royals' NEKKID bits?

[Hullygully]

And get something back for our money?

Least they could do.

They could do a calander.

Phil could be January.

A calendar? Christmas shopping done!

Ew. No thanks. I'll skip January.

At least it would get it all over and done with, so that we all know what they look like, and there's no point in publishing any more photos.

Including the Queen and Prince Philip?

No thanks...

Harry could be flaming June with his red barnet.

I think it's a goer.

Prince Philip in January? Surely the poor man needs more of a boost than that? Shouldn't a man of his age at least have the advantage of exposing all in the summer when the warmer weather will work to his advantage?

No, we need to see him all shrivelled up

Zara could do a "sexy riding crop pose".

And the Queen with a strategically placed Corgi

I bet the DM would do a special offer for readers.

Lovely gift.

Charles with a strategically placed organic vegetable?

I thought perhaps Charlie with a marrow up his arse for Sept?

Oh dear God, no. I was enjoying my coffee till you placed image of Phil in January in my mind. Hope you're happy now.

yy Liz could have a corgi muff muff

Damn - the corgi jokes have been done.

at this thread.

And "Mardy's nice thread" - that's a first.

Your thread is LOVELY Mardy

What about the horsey royals doing a Lady Godiva?

Wait, I'm missing a nice thread by Mardy? Link me up!

Nice thread for Tee

I'd have a calendar just full of Harry

Seeing the queens fanjo is not something I aim for

Oh god.

You just know that someone will read this thread and then round up the lookalikes.

Princess Michael of Kent would really do it for a few quid.

Oh I did see that Mardy!