TO GO COMPLETELY MENTALOID AND SMASH EVERYTHING UNLESS

[Hullygully]

someone tells me how to get photos from my phone to my pc?

I have it connected to the printer with a usb cable, but nothing happening on the sodding pc. I've done it before (once), can't remember how. WHY WON'T IT WORK?

aGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can't think where they get it from

Rummaging for my smelling salts

About bloody time, I didn't like to mention it again.

Can we vogue? I used to like that.

Could someone skype from the meet up?

I don't remember wot that is.

What about rowing on the floor to Ooops upside Your Head?

Oh come Exit, it will be fun, why can't you come?

I have a phone for phoning
A camera for taking pictures
A toaster to make toast

I cannot cope with multifunctional gadgets. They make my brain hurt.

Too far away.

And I only found out about it last week.

And I am too fat and having nothing to wear.

And I get really, really arsey when I have had a drink.

Or giddy.

Or do bad dancing.

How many more reasons would you like..............

I think you have discovered the Secret to True Happiness there Maat

None of those reasons are any good, Exit.

They can all be overcome.

I ate an entire country this summer and am beyond fat and into gigantic and I live far away and I can't opertae machinery. We can hit you if you get arsey.

Ah, I am not alone.

My 'smart'phone likes to change the language in the middle of a text, so I suddenly end up in typing English words which it wants to be Italian.

Bastard (or Bastardo if you are my phone)!

Tis sweet of you but really, tis too late notice.

Maybe next time when I am slim and good natured.

Does it make spag bol or anything truly useful and Italian?

These youngsters that know how to do all things techy get on my nerves.

DS2 has also built his own computer. It has the power of a hurricane jet.

His bedroom glows red. I am afraid to go in.

And don't get me on the work Blackberry.

4 function buttons FFS!

All in a row

So I never remember which one does what

BastardoBerry!

When is this meetup thingy again?

Nope, it just likes to translate. Usually into Italian, occassionally something random like Angolan.

If it could cook lasagne I would pretty much forgive it anything.

I Googled worked out how to put smiley faces on my iPhone. DH was on the verge of divorcing me because I wouldn't tell him how to do it

My friend rang me in absolute despair after buying the same lamp I had in my house.

She asked me "How, HOW, do you get this bastard lamp to work??"

"Have you put a lightbulb in it?"

"Oh. Does it need one?"

Her dp is an electrician. She has a degree.

HTH.

Gahh bloody threads moving on. As you were.

Sept 29th Umami, madame might come too...

Ah. 'Tis the anniversary of my nuptials. I really don't think I can persuade MonsieurUmami that the best way to celebrate is for me to go out for the night with a load of Hairy Handed Truckers.

Perhaps another time.

pah and pish

a sorry excuse

By way of apology