TO GO COMPLETELY MENTALOID AND SMASH EVERYTHING UNLESS

[Hullygully]

someone tells me how to get photos from my phone to my pc?

I have it connected to the printer with a usb cable, but nothing happening on the sodding pc. I've done it before (once), can't remember how. WHY WON'T IT WORK?

aGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you need an iphone Hully even I can work those

dh and ds wouldn't let me. they bullied me into this other fancy stupid nonsense

dh is trying to make me change my email address at the mo for some spurious financial reason.

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

He keeps making me new ones that I ignore.

Apparently the weather on Phaeton 7 is very nice at this time of year. So at least your photos will have a good time.

Jenai damn, you got in there with the correction.

Was imagining you handing in a bundle of stapled-together beermats with 'Mi Disertaion' on the front, and a crayon smiley face.

my DH has just wired the wii up to the telly and is making me watch things through that now

I had ONLY JUST worked out how to use the sky box, I cna't cope with any more

I has a lovely little phone. Nokia,pay as you go. £40 in about 2008.

Dh rants about it all the time and buys me a fancy pants thing.
Now I keep arse calling people, can't take messages and every time I turn it on a dick and Dom games starts .

I am baffleded.

arse calling?

I like the sound of that.

I had to get a new fancy thing so I could get emails when away. hahahahahahaha like that works. Even the hotel technician man I locked in the bathroom till he did it couldn't do it. He was in my room because the stupid room phone kept saying there were messages and there weren't.

You know why?

Because you get your messages on the giant telly that I turned off immediately I got in there.

Why?

Why would you get phone messages on a telly?

Just email them to yourself.

I can't they've all gorn into the Phaeton 7 orbit

How did you manage that?

gawd knows

saves worrying any further tho

It's a CONSPIRACY.

We have a wireless printer. The laptop keeps saying it can't find it. Even when I pick it up, hold it right in front of it and say, "LOOK. IT'S THERE."

Why would anyone want messages on the telly?

The only good thing about my phone is that I can pretend to play with it when I don't want to talk to the mentalist women at school gym.

Don't you arse call hulster? When you sit on your phone and it calls someone?

Is it just my arse?

I know.

I can no longer record anything. dh and the dc got rid of the vcr and that's it. I am adrift and have to stay up till three in the morning which is when they show the sort of films poncey people that can do nowt but read like to watch.

when I sit on my phone nuclear weapons are launched and robots wake up and do robotty stuff

Ds just built his own computer. He has fearless techno joy.
He made it right there on my dining table.
Look he said. Look I made a computer
Fuck off I replied
Dh came come. Look said ds - I made a computer
Fuck off said dh.

Don't ever introduce your phone to Chaos's phone.
If they got together the world might end.

And! And!

The Keyboard on my iPad moved and I couldn't move it bak. Eventually I asked him to move it for me. He charged me £20.
Fucker.

I used to arse call until I discovere the lock button, on my trusty old Nokia.

DD is trying to convince me to get iphone.

Methinks not.

I can see why you don't like him.

Don't do it Exit.

messages on your telly? Whyyyy??

I still have a Nokia from 2006 - I love it because it is an Outdoors phone, is shockproof and waterproofish so it doesn't matter if I drop it down the loo - plus it's still lockable! DH keeps offering to get me a smartphone of some variety but I'm too antediluvian wary.

DD claims her Blackberry is a houdini. She locks it & it wriggles around in her pocket trying different passwords until it gets free.

I am also put off by Chaos and Lissie's twatphones. They scare me.