To feel physically sick and cut contact

[TheQueenOfDiamonds]

The other night, A friend and i were messing around, googling various friends. I put in a girls website name thing into google and found out some pretty disturbing things.

The worst being on a beastiality website, where she is asking for meet ups as she would like to engage in various sexual activities with dogs and horses. There are various posts so it's not like it's just a one time wind up thing either.

It's definitely her, she doesn't have her face in the pictures on there, but she's wearing very little and has some very distinctive tattoos.

I feel sick. I know i shouldn't have looked but TBH, I'm not sure i want someone like that in my life at all, And i'm now wondering if that's why she wanted to look after my horse all the time.

AIBU? Should i just mind my own business?

sorry to disappoint LGB just my fat fingers doing their own thing!

I canter believe you lot don't believe the OP - trot's the matter with you all?

Just tell her. Something like this:

"I thought it would be really funny to google your name and then you popped up on my screen banging horses. I'm not a prude or anything and I'm not a nosy stalker either and I am always completely truthful and this actually makes me feel sick so I need to let you know we are no longer friends."

There. Simples.

I immediately thought of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4GZAZ_en-GBGB325GB325&biw=1010&bih=492&tbm=isch&tbnid=NgPZKm5_LhWuQM:&imgrefurl=karmadecay.com/r/Anarchism/comments/rpi37/fuck_the_police_horse_with_a_taste_for_pork_in/&docid=MmDU8x1yzS03zM&imgurl=i.imgur.com/RFANV.jpg&w=720&h=478&ei=b4lOULrzE-Hs0gX_9YDQBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=683&vpy=142&dur=4359&hovh=183&hovw=276&tx=173&ty=110&sig=103416628429667454653&page=2&tbnh=149&tbnw=204&start=11&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:11,i:125" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this photo!

Just inbox her with a link to this thread, that'll get the message across to her loud n clear

Ah fortyplus that's where the feet go

OhDearNigel - The police told my friend (after she handed in the physical evidence she had found) that they couldn't press charges as it was not a crime if they couldn't show that the animal had suffered physically.

They couldn't have been less interested tbh. My friend, on the other hand, wanted to bathe in dettol.

According to my mother, smegma with that particular meaning was in use long before Red Dwarf, as she used to snigger at her dad's SMEG fridge for that very reason, as a teenager!

Ah! Ok then - I think that's where I first heard of SMEG though!!

Craig Charles' dulcet tones as Lister

smeg head

OOOOhhhh, I'm very impressed this thread's still up! MNHQ must be asleep still, qquite agree about the SMEG fridges. OP just tell your friend she's fucking wierd and you're never letting her near your pets again, I'm sure she'll get the idea

Crikey I'm surprised it's still here too!

Maybe they think it's neigh problem.

Sorry.

I have laughed myself hoarse at this thread. OP I hope your friend doesn't have a night of unbridled passion with your horse anytime soon...

I will stop now :)

Twasn't Lady Chatterly half baked on a 'orse twas Lady Godiva. So there.

Unbelievable, it's still here. Maybe MNHQ have read the thread on sight stuff about not deleting threads so quickly.

Be it doesn't last the day though..............

Just to clarify, lady chatterly did it in the shed with mellors. The doity bitch.

Canter you probe for subtle clues that it is definitely her that set up a profile on this website and not a mad ex before trotting out your disgust for her?

Its fine for your friend to have a dalliance with your horse- so long as they are in a stable relationship

Did your horse's behaviour change after spending time with your friend"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

i really hope this is a joke

poor horsie

QueenOfDiamonds has been posting for ages. She isn't a troll.
In answer to your question OP, yes. I'd cut contact!

I would just assume that a spiteful ex had put them on the site or something. Although even if she had put them on herself I don't think it would bother me to much, especially if I had known her for years and never had an issue with her. I would feel rather sick though.

My pelvic floor isnt ready for this thread yet!

Worra you owe me some tena lady

Almeadea you did not taste his sheathe gunk

And i'm now wondering if that's why she wanted to look after my horse all the time

^^ that just made me snort my tea up my nose. No advice for you OP, but I'd definitely keep your horse and dog away from her.

Wait wait wait...did I read that right?

It's only an offence if it's a living animal?!?!

The mind boggles at what that implies...