To want the party people to FTFO.

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Party at a house 4 doors down from us. Loud. Screaming. Constantly.

I'm exhausted. Dd is teething and hearing regular screaming is not helping her sleep.

There's a constant stream of 18 year old girls dressed as bunny girls walking past and screeching and I'm jealous because there's no way I can wear hot pants anymore.

AIBU to wish they would all FTFO and leave me to sleep.

No, I can't remember being 18 lies. Oh God, I've turned in to my mother.

Sounds like good fun!

Its only quater past ten! Come back in 3 or 4 hours if its still going on

Is it a dredgers party?

Dredgers = freshers

What's a dredgers party? Oh, I know it's still early doors but I'm shattered and can't sleep because of all the blardy noise.

I'm prematurely middle-aged, I know gone are the days when I even got invited to parties, let alone ones where the Police turned up...

Oh God, not students. They are so bloody selfish. I shudder to think about the noise we used to make. YANBU

Well, possibly as there is a uni round the corner, but conversely we don't live in a student area and bunny girls appear to be locals. Plus the Dad in the house leaves his heavy plant(!) parked right outside our house. They have parties at Christmas too and leave their shit empties in our wheelie bin

I don't think YABU but then I will fully acknowledge the fact that I am a grumpy old gimmer with the tolerance of a pissed off scorpion being poked with a stick.