bought some hand soap today which had written on the front of the bottle "silly twits ignore their mitts". Great I thought that should encourage the kids to wash their hands. Imagine my surprise when my 7 y.o. DD read the back of the bottle and it said this...
"What should you never leave the washroom without doing? Checking your zip is properly done up? Checking your hair is OK? Checking there's no trace of spinach between your teeth? Checking you're not wearing your conquest's underwear by mistake, if you've just had sex with the maitre d'? yes, yes, yes and yes. But more importantly, you should wash your hands. By failing to do so, you risk everything from common flu to e coli. If that doesn't make you a twit, well, we don't know what does? Sleeping with the maitre d', we suppose."
WTF?