To wonder why my brother signed my birthday card "Kenneth Branagh" when he isn't

[firemansamisnormansdad]

WTF.

A card from 'Julian Assange' might cause a stir ... Glad to hear that firemansamisnormansdad had a good day in the end and I'm looking forward to your update

At least he gave you a card my brother buys me chocolates and then eats them himself. Every year.

how wonderfully odd.

No answer from DB. I fear we shall never know the truth....

I'm guessing he thinks he looks like Kenneth Branagh. Does he?

No. He looks like Toby Young / William Hague.

He's a journalist and novellist who wrote "how to influence people and lose friends"or something. They turned it into a film with Simon Pegg.

I hate it when people put the year on their Christmas cards. Do they really think I keep my cards every year, and go through them from time to time? Oh look there's the card Jane sent me in 1996. I'm soooooo glad she wrote the year on it. I could swear she sent one with a robin and some ivy that year, but now I know different. Relief all round

And don't forget the free schools.

This thread has just made my eyes fill up with tears of laughter

I will definitely be using the nekkid couplings line in the next wedding greeting I write!

I am thinking of a suitably silly appropriate name to use in birthday cards from now on - ideas anyone?

Ah yes, forgot about the free schools and his revived columnist career!

Keith Lemon?

How did you know it was from your brother?!

Because he said "love from DB, SIL and DC (Kenneth Branagh) so i know it was def from him :)

My old mate Michelle used to sign all her cards "love from Michelle and Dudley Moore" -it was a long time ago but made us laugh like drains

Weird

This is brilliant and I've laughed out loud. Cheered me up big time! x

Does the dc look like Kenneth Brannagh?

My brother sent me a Christmas card with nothing inside it. Blank. It had a hand drawn Christmas tree on the front, and was blank inside.

The label on the envelope (not handwritten) was typed, and I was as to who had sent me it. I thought it was one of my DC's friends. My Dbro is NOT an artist...

It took me 3 weeks to find out who the fuck had sent me the damn thing!

Yes, that clearly says to me that he's not signing as KB himself, it's for one of the DCs. Hopefully it all makes perfect sense now?

DC doesn't look like KB - he's only 9months old! Well, this plot thickens because the card itself was one of those e-cards so DB didn't physically sign it but just typed the words in, probably at 11 pm after a bottle of red wine. Or did he? I've texted him twice and he won't reply even though I've said that you lovely ladies are desperate to know the truth!

FRAZER that is so funny! The mind boggles! Is the nanny Julie Andrews as well? Couldn't be Emma Thompson as Nanny McPhee.#awkward.