to ask you to tell me....

[holidaysarenice]

All about ur crappy day??

Cos mine at work was completely shitty and I want to laugh or remember that it could be worse?!

Well my mum has just organised tea so its slightly better!! Xx

Mine was pretty crappy too. Then as I was leaving work & sending a text on my phone I managed to fall down some steps. I don't think anyone saw me. Ho hum - tomorrow's Friday.

The DC have been horrible to each other all day, nothing but shouting at screaming at each other. Roll on next week.

Ds2 walked into the kitchen, grabbed the cup of tea ds1 had made and poured it all the floor. Deliberately. I was cleaning up after a poorly dog at the time.

Mine has been miserable too. Tomorrow is my last day at work, handed notice in so I can get house straight to get it sold.

Totally dysfunctional and argumentative family, we have never all got along :( I feel everything that is wrong is all my fault and think we would all be happier if we were at opposite ends of the earth :(

Went to the local franchise car dealership to get our third set (!) of locking wheel nuts swapped out for normal variety as the special key has broken.

Local dealer didn't have a master key that worked, so they decided (despite my refusal to authorise this as they wouldn't guarantee it wouldn't damage my car) to weld them off - which took 1.5 hours instead of the 0.5 hours, and they wanted to charge me extra for them doing the unauthorised work. And my 23mo was with me for good measure.

So tempted to let him wreck the joint! But took the moral high ground and will email/write a very nasty letter!

the dead cow along the way from us is starting to smell

I was poisoned by a piece of dubious fish last night, either that or the new "miracle" heartburn cure the doctor gave me yesterday, and spent all night throwing up clutching a bucket. Now I'm nursing the strained/pulled rib muscles caused by throwing up all night and whimpering softly in the hopes that DH and/or no2 son will take their eyes off the poxy bloody football on tv long enough to pretend to be sympathetic and hopefully ask if I want anything cos I'm dying of thirst, but not enough to drag my sorry carcass to get my own glass of water...

I worked last night, so I came home, the bratletts would not let me sleep!! Well not for more than an hour at a time.
Took them out for the afternoon but the bratlett no1 did not make it easy! My friend made me cry by saying after looking after bratlett no 1 she has new admiration for me! Got PAed app in Oct but they will only refer me to CAHHMS! At the end of my tether.

The dead cow did it....I have a smile on my face!!

Thanks trinity xxx

glad to be of service

I got shouted at by policeman for good 5 minutes, then fell out of car and injured my quad muscle.

Cynner, you have to explain what on earth were you getting shouted at for? And how's your quad muscle?

OHHHH well, I did almost run over someone crossing road. I was trying to explain to police that I did not see him. This copper was really riled, and everything I said seemed to make him more upset. Finally, he shouted at me " Are you to incoherent to drive?" I then attempted to help him differentiate between incoherent and inattentive. This thrilled him less. He finally left me off with a warning.
Thank you for asking about my quad. It is a sight better, I think. ( information I am keeping from my family, so I may continue to lie in)

'I then attempted to help him differentiate between incoherent and inattentive. This thrilled him less.'

that is hilarious

My last day at work after being made redundant, so I am jobless and pennyless, because they had not paid yet neither wage or redundancy, so it can not get any worse than that, can it?

I have started to develop a tickly cough. Its the worst kind of cough.