to suggest that Mumsnet would be LOADS better without all those bloody kids?

[ImpossiblyGlossy]

and tbh Mums.
all the boring crap about feeiding names, prams, schools, nipples.
Who gives a fuck really? we do this crap ALL DAY then talk about it on here even more?
lets turn MUMSnet into just "net" or Cougar net :)

Very funny. I laughed... out loud.

Tell me more about the nipples. .

bleeding nipples, cracked nipples you know.

BORING

lets get the MUM out of Mumnset

Cougar net? No.

Does your mummy know you're using her login?

er i am 42

Ah your kids are getting older and your brain cells are returning it happens to all of us Thank god! Mind you prams etc never been my thing and nipples are for tassels

i had a user name somewhere//

hold on

here we are. this is VINTAGE

i had to trawl through the shameful 374 alternatives names i have had to find this beaut

But if it wasn't for offspring mnet wouldn't have come into being.

What cracked nipples btw?

does no one have cracked nipples any more? They used to. ANd be looking for baby pasta.

You seem somewhat familiar and...

Yeah.

its my natural musk will

haha.

Long time no see?

so NO tedious primary school posts next week please about some haridan of a reception teacher?
we will call REFUSE to mention bloody kids

Well, hi tehre .

If you take the Mum out of Mumsnet it would just be Snet, and with that I cannot agree.

BRILLIANT

i love it.. www.snet.com. I will ask Justine forthwith, wil be an addition to the mumsnet "stable"

Mumsnet - for bored old frumps in tunics
Gransnet - for their mums who hate their organic veg policy
SNet - for the DUDES ;)

Heh - I could warm to that.

there will be a three striked and you are OUT for anyone who mentions a list of banned words

these will be UNKNOWN to the suer so you will have to tread carefuilly. I will sugges the following:

Kipp

Biffer

express

Nice tunic

you don't get it do you. proud frumpy mum in tunic here.

NO ONE is proud of a tunic, on SNET its like being proud for drunk driving

so Justine - where is she?