to say it was just the noise of the hairdryer...?

[frayededges]

ah no i,ve just chickened out of this thread really but sometimes you just need a few minutes on your own.....

electric toothbrush? [innocent face]

If you are saying a child overheard your vibrator couldn't you say it was your electric shaver instead and you were shaving your legs? Sounds more like a vibe than a hairdryer. Or have I got the wrong end of the stick here?

If you've got the wrong end of the stick, you're probably not going to get the effect you wanted.

Soupdragon

PMSL Soupdragon!

Reminds me of when DS1 got out of bed and searched the whole house to find who was 'drilling'. He settled on it being the man next door...

Do you own an epilator? They are really loud...

I would go with leg shaver too

:) I didn't know what to expect when I opened this thread but that certainly wasn't it :)

If your vibe is as loud as a hairdryer I bet its an eyewatering size :)

Electric ear cleaner?

THIS is why I play music sometimes in my bedroom, and lock the door

I'd go for epilator. Horrendous noise AND they make you "moan" in excruiating pain

As an aside, on holiday this year, Nanna took DS (5) for a stroll so DH and I made the most. Cue, both of us assuming each other had locked the door, DS bursting in with a "BOO!", us reacting with an "ARRRGGGHHH!".

i have just snorted my wine over my laptop thanks to this thread

Disgusting that women are talking about being caught masturbating with children in the house .

Soupdragon!

Oh grow up !

Grow up theinets

Arf at "disgusting"!

Won't someone think of the children!!

2 words.......

Power

Shower.

Yus you norty lot dontcha know that you can only do that when you've got rid of your kids for a bit. Just like doing the sex. Otherwise you will scar them. Forever. True story.

[clutches pearl necklace ]

I agree with theins..

Whatever next?!

(I always go with electric shaver)