To hate it when tomato ketchup is called Tommy K?

[Itsgottabebags]

Like in the ASDA advert?

never heard it called Tommy K
We call it Red Sauce

is that ok?

@madamefolly do you do it in a cutsey wootsie voice? and laugh at your own 'joke'?

so does pandemoniaa i see....

do you also call the red sauce for ice cream 'monkey juice'?

Yanbu it's twee

I've never heard this Yanbu

YADNBU.

But I have seen worse: I saw someone on Mumsnet refer to EasyJet as SqueezyJay! In a thread title ffs!! Like we were all supposed to know what it means!!!

Aaargh.

And the 'leccy'. And a 'placcy bag'.

I call it red sauce. And the red sauce on ice cream is monkeys blood!

Drinkie-poos makes me stabby. As do 'scrummy' and 'yummy', ie cretinous FB statuses along the lines of "been for a yummy dinner with my scrummy hubby"
Urrrrrgh! It physically hurts me!

In leeds every nane is shortened. We call morrisons 'mozzers' and there is an area called Middleton that everyone calls 'miggie'.

DD (8) has started saying 'evs' a lot. Apparently it means 'whatever'. I don't even lie 'whatever', let alone an abbreviation. Where did I go wrong?

Lie = like!

Drinkie-poos makes me stabby. As do 'scrummy' and 'yummy', ie cretinous FB statuses along the lines of "been for a yummy dinner with my scrummy hubby"
Urrrrrgh! It physically hurts me!

tequila
people look at me funny when i ask for monkey juice

('people' being mostly ice-cream vendors.....)

Oh dear, i obviously doubly hate it!

Nom nom nom

All of my stupid names for stuff are said in a normal voice. Its just part of my normal language. I am childless and in my early twenties.

I only do cutesy voices to the cat.

Am I redeemed at all?

'cuppa' i instantly dislike anyone who says do you want a cuppa?

what about 'brew' igot?

BTW I lnly use ones I have made up myself for the most part.

Hubby, bubz, hun etc is too terrible even for me.

do you want a brew?

AAgh ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YANBU - that's irritating.

icecold

Our icecream men call it monkeys blood too, but we were once in Norfolk and DD asked for monkeys blood on her 99. The icecream man looked at her like this . I hadn't realised before then that it was a regional thing!

Sake. Any fule kno it is called Red Sauce.
Pandemoniaa, yes, exactly! Red sauce and the other one is... Brown sauce.

Tommy Steele!!!!! Yes! Thank you Crispy.

Why did I equate Tommy Steele with Tommy Kaye?? In my defence, I am pregnant and my brainpower appears to be negatively affected.