To want some stripy blue pjs like Captain Barnacles? Oh, and some snazzy blue boots...

[Yahboosnubs]

Or have I been watching too much Octonauts? Anyone else idly hankering after items that only exist on the TV?

I want a staircase that turns into a slide like Rosie.

We are always looking for chequered tights like the ones worn by Sophie in the Tiger Who Came To Tea.