to want to do rude things to Richard Gere...

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...even though he's a good 40-odd years older than me?

But he's so delicious.

YABVU. He's a pensioner and should be respected, not ridden to death.

As its rumoured he bats for Lancashire, I think you're quite safe

YANBU. I saw him once in Brighton - he was jamming with Van Morrison, I nearly wet myself when he came on stage

Yuk. Can't stand him. He is a creep.

Gerbils, is all I have to say

When you google 'rodent in arse' Richard Gere is the first thing that comes up!

Checkout the movie Breathless

You are, in the words of my good pal, a "bampy botherer"! However, I am too, because I've got a but if a thing for Sean Connery. So it's alright.