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to be upset and offended by the constant 'small penis' gags on here!

101 replies

justoffended · 25/08/2012 13:39

I HATE, HATE, HATE the 'joke' on mumsnet (and in real life) about a man with a small penis.

'..don't worry I bet he has a small knob'
' just tell him he's got a tiny cock'
' big car, tiny dick'
' ha ha, he had such a tiny cock'

Shall we imagine if men said...

' ha ha, tell her she's got a bucket fanny'
' bet that woman has a really baggy fanny'
' make sure you tell her that her fanny is so big you can't feel anything'

It's horrible!! and very offensive.

It seems that it's generally not ok to comment on people's colour, size, scars, big nose, sticky out ears etc etc...but perfectly ok to take the mick out of something that no man can do anything about!

I should say that my DH has a small penis and it affects his life and his confidence and his sexual confidence so much (despite the fact that he is good in bed). Every single time I read comments like this I think this is why he has such issues. I am terrified for my 4yr old son that he may have same issues and may face the same abuse about something he has no control over.

aibu to ask for you all to pack it in!!

OP posts:
MrsCampbellBlack · 25/08/2012 20:21

Sorry novack - am clearly being terribly dim but I don't get that?

MrsCampbellBlack · 25/08/2012 20:22

But I have had a trying afternoon/week and am drinking wine Wink

0lympia · 25/08/2012 20:23

I've never said that about a man. My x was a bastard and horrible, but he had a big
I never make that automatic leap. I wouldn't assume that men are walking around motivated to be horrible because of the size of their penis. I would assume they get used to the size of their penis.

shockedballoon · 25/08/2012 20:25

My penis is really reeeeeally small... Oh...
Hang on... It's actually a clitoris. Phew.

GnomeDePlume · 25/08/2012 20:28

juvenile and makes me discount the poster

YANBU

RightBuggerforit · 25/08/2012 20:30

I've never seen this on mn.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 25/08/2012 22:29

I have a bucket fanny! I wont be offended if anyone wants to laugh at it! Confused

BarredfromhavingStella · 25/08/2012 23:49

Ok, I'll start by saying that I have never seen a gag/comment such as the ones you describe on MN.

I also take exception to people 'taking offence'-fuck off, just fuck off, really, how do you get through life with so may offensive things around you?? Take your head out of your arse & get over yourself!!

& lastly, I do not give a flying fuck how big your dick is as long as you know how to use it & your tongue correctly........Grin

Schmasch · 25/08/2012 23:54

YANBU. I've also seen this many, many times on MN and it's inexcusable.

crazygracieuk · 26/08/2012 00:05

I bet a man came up with the flash car, small dick insult to make himself feel better about his car.

I have seen the small willy insult mentioned but no more than hormonal woman as an insult.

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 26/08/2012 00:38

TBF Men seem to use it just as much, If not more, IME.
The most i've ever heard a woman say is that she prefers well endowed men (Perfectly acceptable IMO and not sure why this would be offensive).

I've heard men rip the living piss out of each other for it, And, hanging around with a group of men, the gossip aswell! They were always on about it!

ShellyBoobs · 26/08/2012 00:40

DaFreak Sat 25-Aug-12 14:16:28

"For what it's worth, one director I worked for was sooooo bossy, loud, horrible at times. Short too. And he HAD a small penis as I saw it. "

So you saw your boss with an erection? Shock

pigletmania · 26/08/2012 07:17

Yabu. I have only noticed it on here where the man is being a total wanker so deserves that kind of comments, I have never heard it as a derogatory thing towards men who are not that we'll endowed

EdithWeston · 26/08/2012 07:24

I'd not noticed it before, but have just seen a totally unnecessary escalating comment in a thread in Relationships which does exactly this.

It's tacky and unhelpful, and lowers my opinion of the poster.

Fireandashes · 26/08/2012 07:32

I've noticed it, usually on driving threads - the tailgating thread the other day had a couple of such comments.

I don't get upset or offended but I do judge whichever MNer(s) post "small dick" comments, for unoriginality in resorting to such a tired old lazy cliche.

SoupDragon · 26/08/2012 07:52

"Emm why is it ok to make tiny penis comments but not bucket fanny comments."

Probably because a large proportion of MN are women and wouldn't be commenting about other women in that way. If you went to a male dominated site you can bet the bias would be switched.

SoupDragon · 26/08/2012 07:53

And, TBH, I've been here 10 years and would not call "small penis" gags constant by any stretch of the imagination. Perhaps you notice them more because you are sensitive about it.

GhouliaYelps · 26/08/2012 08:06

How ridiculous.

Small dick comments are part of life, like other derogatory comments about women's body parts. It's not "nice" but there are worse things and it's certainly not constant on MN.

I am so sorry you are married to a man with a small penis you sound v upset about it but you can't stop people in the world making the odd comment.

LegArmpits · 26/08/2012 08:12

The genius of Steve Hughes, on Being Offended...

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LegArmpits · 26/08/2012 08:12

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QuickLookUsainBolt · 26/08/2012 08:22

YANBU I've seen it on here and I think it's just plain nasty.

I expect the posters who describe the size of their patner's penis would hate him to start describing the size and merits of her vagina.

TroublesomeEx · 26/08/2012 08:27
  1. Men don't tend to talk about the size of fannies.

Boobs on the other hand...

  1. This is MUMSnet - ergo, the majority of the posters are women, if not mums. I've had the misfortune to read some comments on male dominated sites and, believe me, they do not talk about women with the utmost respect!
BelleDameSansMerci · 26/08/2012 08:32

Never seen it on here... Maybe it's the threads one frequents?

Bluefrogs · 26/08/2012 08:55

I used to see a bloke with a small dick-never bothered me as he was great in bed,very nice,oral was great as it was a great size for that.
He did shave down there,I assume to make it look bigger-it didn't- and ironically drives a huge mercedes!
Maybe a cliche but was true in my experience.
I dont see this on mn constantly though,and yabu to be so bothered by it,are you sure it isn't a problem for you?

Handmer · 26/08/2012 08:57

Yanbu, it is childish and rude and you do see it a lot on here. It is usually in conjunction with a thread about a man being an idiot, but it doesn't change the meaning of the insult. If you look at the thread on aibu about the man who doesn't like fat women, it comes up on the first page several times

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