to think that Mumsnet may actually make a great dating website?

[GnocchiNineDoors]

Some of us are single.

Some of us know men that are single.

Surely there could be some sort of blind date topic on here?

Mmmmmm no I need a good snog to get me going, in fact quite a few and some whilst it's occurring. I used to always get this red patch on my chin if the chap hadn't shaved for a while. Dead give away that!

Crumbs I'm divulging all my secrets now.

Gosh I would get ten men to get the one free who does the house work
And I'm happily married

2-3 days? Is there an express option?

All I ask is for a male. I'm past fussy now.

I'll just go through the lot in alphabetical order

Express option can be paid in a lump sum annually. Its just like Amazon Prime but its called LoveMen OnTime

Catching up late, but am interested in Bachelor No2 . It was the orang utan bit that swung it for me.

I'm another well past fussy.

Kind
non smoker
non smeller (amazing the amount of men I know that don't bother with deodorant or aftershave)
over 40
Thinks I'm great

If some of you could find one of them, please pass my way. I am quite happy to do a review and pin it Paddington-style onto his duffle coat for the next MNer to read.

Gnocchi-number three was sounding good until you mentioned the remote controlled cars, could he leave those behind please?
Don't, your postie sounds fab but can you deliver internationally?
I love men who smoke but I am quite fussy when it comes to cock size, the larger the better.
Racking my brains to add some guys to the offerings but I'm not actually sure I know any single males whatsoever!

fridakahlo you may have to pay for his passage He is a lovely but broke postie.

Love the idea of LoveMen OnTime, for those moments ladies, when you just can't wait for satisfaction...