to think that Mumsnet may actually make a great dating website?

[GnocchiNineDoors]

Some of us are single.

Some of us know men that are single.

Surely there could be some sort of blind date topic on here?

My Fanjo will need femfresh after all the deliveries

I'm sure I saw a Fem Fresh roll in today! Not sure but it looked like one! Saw a sticker on it. I hope to god the sticker doesnt say tester

Roll on* not a roll in! That's sounds alot worse!

pacific who was/is number 3??

A brilliant orang utan impression?!

Yikes!

Reminds me of the thread about noisy sex the other day I wonder what noises he would make in the moment?

I would love to sit and read all the accounts and comparisons. I dont need anyone forwarded to me and you cant have mine forwarded

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"Keep some lollysticks handy somebloke. You never know when you'll need a splint"

Didn't Penny Arcade do that joke? And how did you know I'm eating lollies right now?

I got chatted up by my old postman the other day. He could be my number 1: Jack the lad type, easy going, likes Garage/ Trance music, smokes, tall and slim skinny good sense of humour, supports Arsenal. I said no however to his kind offer of fwb

Oh dear I have killed the thread by suggesting my old postie! See that's why I said no to him

You can have my Postie if you want, he wears shorts in all weathers. Not great with numbers, by the looks of it, judging on how much incorrect mail gets put through my door.

"have a stray man with me tonight. And I have wine"

So WTF are you doing posting on MN and not living RL?

Or is it you brother? In which case, you'd better review him for the interested single MNetter. (I take it we do not have to have actually pre-tested any men we describe?)

Actually this chap was a fantastic postman. It's all gone wrong since the new one for the area was allocated. I still couldn't sleep with him though, he called me twinkle repeatedly

I really could do with a nice chap being posted to me and I'd send him back when I was done though Just don't call me Twinkle!

Twinkle. That;s what a friend calls ladybits. Arf.

Even worse and he called me Princess too and told me if I changed my mind about fwb he knew an old postie who would relish the opportunity.

I truly hope I do not get desperate enough to call on him.

I really hope he's not on mn!

Would it be wrong at only 34 to ask for your Bachelor number 1 on your list? Thinking about the experience behind that age, you understand?

Oh, I like the sound of Gnocchi's Bachelor Nr3 - if only he was a teeeeeny bit les mature. And I a leeetly bit less married

Our postie is a bit of alright as well, but I have no idea about his relationship status. Does that matter??

Number three does like some immature stuff - kites, remote control cars (realises I am not adding plusses).

No.1 is yours Dontstep. MIL wants him but shes had nine years to make her move and she is too shy

Der Postebote ist verheiratet, Pacific.

"TBH JUST POST ME A MAN AND I'LL SEND HIM BACK WHEN I'M DONE [GRIN]"

Fanjo - are you proposing some kind of LoveFilm service for random single men instead of DVD's?

Kew I believe I am! I need a build a man shop too

I can't believe someone hasn't thought of it before - can see problems with delivery if you're out though. Not in my case as we have a porch I could leave unlocked...

... where do I sign up - do I get first month free?

Instead of free you get a standard male to test drive. The longer you are with LoveMen the higher standard of man you will receive.

Where do I sign?

I have very low standards.