AIBU to brag that my DH2B is....

[sunshinesparkles]

....pretty damn immense!!

He cooks, does laundry, tidies, puts the kids to bed, gers up in the night with them, does the weekly food shop, And has a big * and knows how to use it!! ;-)

YABU, once he becomes your DH, all that will change..........mwahahahahaha

Ta lettuce! being my DH is only 7 weeks away :-(

I'm wondering precisely how he uses that big *. Is he an astrophysicist, perhaps? Or a radio astronomer?

No, he's just normal. Sorry to burst your bubble but why shouldn't he do those things ? Was lovely to hear you talk about his integrity, honesty, humour and compassion. But hey ho, he's well endowed so what a man

Do you just lie on the sofa all day then?

And has a big and knows how to use it!! ;-)*

never brag you have a wizards sleeve >boak

TBH, 'DH2B' does sound a bit like a pencil.

Hope he has a rubber on the end

that is v lovely but no biggie, chores should be split fairly, natch

congratulations on your impending nuptials

So does everything a parent should do then?

um not v funny poking fun at women with vaginal differences, sorry for po face

DH2HB - yes, I visualise it as a softer version of your standard HB. For more impressionist sketching.

I read 'big *' as meaning 'big arsehole'. Was I wrong?

I love a bloke that wears a pinny and waves his feather duster round

complex ahahahahaha!!

Sod off all you people whose dps do their fair share around the house.

He has a big star? I have a big star too it's a glow in the dark one you stick on the ceiling. I bet your husband-to-be's star doesnt glow in the dark.

How would you use a big arsehole? (just asking)

he does what he should....

I think you mean immense, Baron. Although it could merely suggest that he needs a wheelbarrow. To transport a load of bollocks.

Also, my DP does all those things and more and has a normal-sized arsehole and the best penis I've ever seen in real-life AND he can fly AND he is Batman.

U ladies r funny!! no.i dont sot on my arse/sofa etc.all day. i do a tonne. as does any other housewife/mother or three younguns.

kim...i.do wash the car actually....and enjoy DIY.as he.hates it and cant do it!

So?

Big *?

He's got a 70s rock band fronted by Alex Chilton?

Some of my last post may have been conjecture...

Isn't all that standard procedure op? I certainly would expect the household contribution you describe to be a given

My dp is also funny, laid back, clever, hard working, emotionally intelligent and kind

Glad you're happy though, and congrats on your wedding