AIBU to brag that my DH2B is....

[sunshinesparkles]

....pretty damn immense!!

He cooks, does laundry, tidies, puts the kids to bed, gers up in the night with them, does the weekly food shop, And has a big * and knows how to use it!! ;-)

I'm spoilt I know!

OP, it's lovely that you love your husband. However, being a grown up and not expecting you to wipe his arse take on the role of mother to him isn't so special.

Hmmm....Think I need to stop him going on about it then....

And BTW its Cock Dick Penis whatever!!

And hes downstairs now whilst Im up in my room getting sorted for the day.

Normal?!.

Yanbu! It's nice to hear a woman singing the praises of her Dh/Dh2b. It makes a change from the the seemingly large number of boorish feminists on mn who never seem to have a good thing to say about men. I too am lucky enough to have a fab Dh, so I rejoice with you!

*the the? Just 'the' obviously..

Um, isn't that normal?

normal i'd say

Nothing like bursting someone's bubble, is there?

Good on you sunshine glad you've found a good one (glad he keeps you happy ) and congratulations on your wedding.

Jeez, lighten up a bit folks......

It's nice that you're happy OP, but I'd say it's normal too. Now, if he did everything, whilst fanning me, hand feeding me grapes and looking like a younger George Clooney, then maybe I'd be bragging

Yes, normal.

Does he clean the windows with his massive *,?

That would be impressive.

No.his massive * is busy.keeping me entertained!

While you MN?! You are a multi-tasking wonder OP!

Does it tell jokes?

What's pink and hard?

He is just reeling you in! After marriage he will gain weight, slob on the couch drinking beer and groping you whilst sending perverted messages on dating sites and downloading the evenings porn viewing.

Fact.

My bf makes the bed when I am still in it.