AIBU to brag that my DH2B is....

[sunshinesparkles]

....pretty damn immense!!

He cooks, does laundry, tidies, puts the kids to bed, gers up in the night with them, does the weekly food shop, And has a big * and knows how to use it!! ;-)

Ha ha at the pencil comment! It tickled me that did.

He's massive with a giant arsehole?

"I don't sot on my arse,... I do a tonne"

I imagine we have all known days like that.

It's the plumbers I feel sorry for.

A big ? Like this ()

normal to me.

At the risk of sounding like a humourless feminist harpie - really? That's bigging up stuff?

YABU

That is how things are meant to be and he shouldn't be getting any extra points for doing it.

Also, a bit bleurgh discussing his dick. No one is interested in the size of anyone elses thing.

MY DP is better than YOUR pencil DH2B because he has a beard.

I like this game. Next!

Wow, how does the poor little darling cope

Seriously, you're impressed by that? Are you equally impressed by women who cook, do laundry, tidy, put kids to bed, gets up in the night with them, and do the weekly food shop?

"Twinkle, twinkle great big *
How we wonder what you are..."

PS. You can say cock on here. And penis. And any other willy-like euphemism you prefer to use to refer to your partner's todger.

Does a big * mean he has a big tea towel holder?

So he can carry out every day tasks? Quite the accomplishment.

(|)

So what?

So he can carry out every day tasks?

I am struggling with the OP's claims. Because I can't get past the mental picture of her dp putting this immense * to all sorts of handy household uses. But I suppose it'd save on a Magimix.

I personally, am not impressed by anyone who IS impressed that my DP does an equal amount of housework. I fail to see how being in possession of a uterus makes me magically better at hoovering.

YABU to brag about it. That's not exceptional, that's normal. You must be easily impressed.

"I fail to see how being in possession of a uterus makes me magically better at hoovering."

Oh.. you mean you aren't meant to operate a hoover with your vagina?! SO that's where I've been going wrong..

Beard and sideburns on my DH2B pencil BaronVonAwesome

He also knows how to use his * if the dead donkey smell from the bathroom this morning was anything to go by, he knows how to open a window though bless him, most men don't. (apparently)

I am so going to teach my dd to aim for more.

I read it at big ass too.

the pencil description made me laugh

trying to work out the 70's rock band tethersend..I must be a dumb ass too!

You should ask your Dh to tattoo "W" on each of his bum cheeks.

No no no, actually, that's why men are better are hoovering. If you get a blockage in the hose part of the vacuum cleaner, men can simply use their penis to clear it.

I have to admit, my vagina does come in handy for some household tasks, but that's only because it's convienent to stash the soap in there if I have my hands full.

"If you get a blockage in the hose part of the vacuum cleaner, men can simply use their penis to clear it."

Best willy stuck in hoover excuse ever!

*Debeez, sideburns too? I use my DP's beard to tether him to the sink. I suppose having sideburns as well is like having extra grab handles.