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To have a new found interest in what Julian Clary has to say ? (The Brick related)

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WigGold · 23/08/2012 14:10

Just accidentally been watching celeb BB and heard him say of Samantha Brick " but she writes for the Daily Mail ::disgusted voice:: , I mean doesn't that tell you everything you need to know?"

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limitedperiodonly · 25/08/2012 10:25

I think what saved Colleen over Cheryl wasn't her lovely nature and fascinating conversation but the fact the she didn't belch and fart and talk about her 'crunch'.

And in any ballot people make mistakes. She probably picked up a couple of votes intended for Julian and The Situation and that's what swung it.

I don't believe people actively voted for her to stay. Even if it did cost only about 35p.

Nancy66 · 25/08/2012 10:28

Harvey can't say a single sentence without adding ' know what I mean? ' at the end.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 25/08/2012 10:55

I love Julian, saw his DM comment.

limitedperiodonly · 25/08/2012 21:25

Discussion on Rhian:

Sex Pest JudoMan: Where do you draw the line?

Julian: Where she's drawn it.

I think Rhian is an annoying cow. But if Julian can understand heterosexual relationships, why can't JudoMan?

And why did Samantha Brick ooh and ahh when Harvey was rubbing her back? Because she's a pathetic man-pleaser desperate for votes.

Softlysoftly · 25/08/2012 21:38

This is the first one I've watched purely to see the Brick and she's so dull! She did say tonight that "Women do manipulate men poor men" or something to that affect when discussing the prostitutes models. True colours shining through.

Do not trust Julie Goodyear at all.

But my biggest annoyance is all these broken hearted boys and their deep and meaningfuls, you've flirted for what a week? Now it's full on love and betrayal which is leaving you with a broken heart? I'm sure BB could include some grips in the shopping list?

Nancy66 · 25/08/2012 21:38

judo boy is a creep and thick as mince too

limitedperiodonly · 25/08/2012 21:43

softly Come on, it was more than broken hearts. As Harvey and JudoBoy leapt out of bed they announced their deep and meaningful semis.

Insects.

Softlysoftly · 25/08/2012 21:46

Oh yeah forgot that already its just fecking weird, does this happen in real life??

Oh and can someone get Goodyear to stop chewing the cud?

limitedperiodonly · 25/08/2012 21:49

Not aimed at you softly btw.

Rhian and Danica BioPot are hard to love and ThickAsABrick isn't doing herself favours but someone still has to stick up for them - since they're so shit at it.

Oh fuck, Coleen is weeping.

WorraLiberty · 25/08/2012 21:53

Softy, someone wrote into the 'Bit on the side' programme and said Julie Goodyear looks like an old tortoise chewing a leaf Grin

She's either constantly chewing or chain smoking...or both!

Softlysoftly · 25/08/2012 22:03

Worra that's it, ithe perfect description!

Limited see I agree with you on Rhian but Danica? The Occasional Table was a good prospect, money in the bank and MTV tickets so bring on the nipple tweaking, then she has the "oh so your wife will be a princess, and there are palaces" now she's never had a bond like she's had with Lorenzo .

Bad form.

Lorelilee · 25/08/2012 22:03

Julian is wonderful.

squoosh · 25/08/2012 22:06

I too love Julian, it's the gentle bitchiness combined with gentle good humour.

Danica should give masterclasses on how to turn men into gibbering wrecks with one bounce of your boobs and one flick of your hair.

limitedperiodonly · 25/08/2012 22:22

softly I agree about Danica. I too noticed the 'A princess, you say?'

Not sticking up for her but I still think the Harvey, Occasional Table and JudoBoy Triumvirate is vile and sinister.

Should I feel sorry for her? It's a waste of time and she'd think I was a fool perhaps until she reaches middle age and has spent the paltry money that's come her way.

I just don't like the way the otherwise normal members of the house are so keen to support such creeps.

squoosh · 25/08/2012 22:34

I find Danica a bit depressing, it's so 1950's, the beautiful woman ruthlessly looking for the husband to be with the fattest bank balance.

I always feel like a cunt if I flirt overtly with someone I have no interest in. She tweaked the Occasional Table's nipples. That's pretty flirty.

Agree though the boys being all overly dramatic because they aren't getting what they want is tedious.

valiumredhead · 26/08/2012 12:12

I found the conversation with judo boy pretty shocking really, wanting to sleep in Rhain's bed etc even after saying she was with someone already. He was pretty insistent.

valiumredhead · 26/08/2012 12:12

Oh yes the tweaking nipples - WTF?!!!!!

WorraLiberty · 26/08/2012 16:06

Does anyone know when Jasmine's Mum is going in?

valiumredhead · 26/08/2012 16:10

J's mum is going in?????????????????? Shock

Oh I can't WAIT!

limitedperiodonly · 27/08/2012 14:22

Jasmine's mum was rubbish at subterfuge but weirdly convinced that her performance fooled some people.

I now understand where Jasmine got her charming personality though

squoosh · 27/08/2012 14:23

Dammit! I forgot to watch. Is she a total cow bag as well? Did they suss her?

limitedperiodonly · 27/08/2012 14:31

She was perhaps the most inept undercover agent in cinematic history since Mr Hudson got on the bus in The Great Escape and said 'thanks' to the Gestapo man who wished him: 'Good luck.'

She was a cow as well.

hopkinsthewitchfindergeneral · 07/09/2012 23:08

I have to say I agree with Nancy66 - were it not to be the mono tone to his jokes about taking it up the tetley bitter, would he really be in BB house in first place?

being gay is NOT a qualification to be found funny, it's just labour/the BBC what have you whip you into laughing or being called a bigot. I've got long legs does that mean I qualify for the 100m final next olympics? how ridiculous! one is an attribute another is an attribute, neither involves a skill.

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