AIBU to really want to know what happened to the house with the poo in the garden?

[BeatriceBean]

I know I really don't need to know this. BUT....

What happened?!?!

Did it vanish?

I really want to know!!!

The sister turned up and everyone decided it was compost & got bored.

That, and the sister and OP wouldn't take any advice that would actually help the situation. So everybody got fed up of the thread.

Ah, I got bored and wandered off with that one too, glad I didn't waste anymore of my day!. But what I'd like to know is what happened with the bleached-crotch black sloggi knickers thread....

I don't understand who the hell leaves shit in their garden for 2 years. I don't understand why someone would shit in a barrel in the garden. Was a bizarre thread.

But what about the one with the neighbours and the lightswitch? Did she ever come down from the attic?

Lush, I really want to know what happened with that thread!

Oh yes! That's the other one I really NEED to know what was going on on.... (The lightswitch one that is. Didn't read about sloggi knickers..)

OH yes. The Lightswitch and Parking Wars. Come on people we need to know!