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to request the following presents for my forthcoming birthday?

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TaggieCampbellBlack · 19/08/2012 20:32

  1. A Nissan Figaro. Brown or blue.
  1. Full body laser hair removal. Every bit from eyebrows down.
  1. A voucher for a gastric band.
  1. A voucher fir a tummy tuck after the band.
  1. A breast uplift.
  1. Malteasers
  1. Some books.
  1. Some cava.
  1. A diamond.
  1. Peace and quiet.
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Kayano · 19/08/2012 20:34

Yanbu Wink

awaits drama

thebestisyettocome · 19/08/2012 20:34

YADNBU

HTH

CheesieChippies · 19/08/2012 20:35

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Kayano · 19/08/2012 20:35

Do you want these praise you want them yourself, of have you been tricked and pressured into it by a misogynist society?

stirs shit GrinWink

charlottehere · 19/08/2012 20:36

YANBU. Every crimbo I ask santie for P&Q. I have been a very naughty girl. Sad

StormGlass · 19/08/2012 20:36

YANBU.

But there's a serious danger that you'll just end up with a single small packet of Malteasers Wink

pickofthepops · 19/08/2012 20:38

Must look up Nissan figaro, good list.

TaggieCampbellBlack · 19/08/2012 20:39

I don't give two steaming shits for societal pressure. I am entirely fed up with being fat and hairy.

And i am doing it for me innit.

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Wolfiefan · 19/08/2012 20:40

I'm still waiting for my bloody pony!

Never mind the cava. I want champagne and diamonds. (Cue tantrum like girl who wanted a squirrel in Charlie and the chocolate factory.)

TaggieCampbellBlack · 19/08/2012 20:41

I am having a figaro next spring. I am bloody determined. Bollocks to practical. Fuck convention.

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Kayano · 19/08/2012 20:42

Good. Grin because I have stolen your list Wink

TaggieCampbellBlack · 19/08/2012 20:42

Actually having cava now. Could strike that off list.

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