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IABU in thinking professional footballers should all have breast implants?

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TiggyD · 19/08/2012 19:54

Imagine a long cross being hit towards your teams star player. He tries to cushion the ball with his chest, but it just bounces off due to his rock hard pecs straight to the opposition. But, if that player had a couple of soft implants to soften the cross the ball would drop straight to his feet enabling him to hit a shot-kick into the goal.

I wonder which team will make the first move?

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cantspel · 19/08/2012 19:56

they dont cushion the ball with their chests. They are supposed to control it

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