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To want to string a wire across the road outside my house!...

11 replies

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 19/08/2012 09:28

Obviously, I am JOKING, but honestly, it's Sunday morning and the same arsehole on a motorbike, with the silencer removed, has been past five fucking times! Before 8.30am! It's so fucking selfish!

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lljkk · 19/08/2012 09:30

carpet tacks? Fantasising may be the only satisfaction you get.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 19/08/2012 09:34

I'm tempted to go and flag the bastard down and give him a piece of my mind! At least I could get his number then and phone the police! I'm sure there are laws about removing silencers! hopes there is

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WelshMaenad · 19/08/2012 09:34

We have has an ongoing problem with illegal dirtbikes using our toad as part of acracetrack around our rural village.

Constant calls to 101, insisting each complaint be passed to the local force, plus harassment of my PCSO, has done much tonreduce the issue.

Report to 101 and ask them to send a car out.

WelshMaenad · 19/08/2012 09:36

Haha, toad. ROAD.

I too am tempted re: the wire. My husband went out one day and dragged one off his bike by his collar and got his parents phone number. We've not seen that one since! Get a reg number or video evidence on your phone.

Noqontrol · 19/08/2012 09:41

I used to live somewhere where this used to happen. The noise is SO offensive. I used to dream of throwing oil over the road. Obviously wouldn't have really done it but it gave some degree of satisfaction to imagine the bike skidding across the road and finally ceasing to make that offensive noise.

Bearcrumble · 19/08/2012 09:54

I have this issue too - the guy lives on our road and it's so fucking annoying.

MAYBELATERNOWIMBUSY · 19/08/2012 21:48

If silencer removed? several laws at least being broken , call cops ! they will perhaps seize bike , perhaps no Ins .! Ins. certainly invalidated via compromised "construction & use of vehicles " act. IS LEGAL STICKER ON HIS LID? exhaust cannot exceede a specified noise level , what age you think he is ? has he got cbt cert ? 6 brotherss, (me) >>bliss ! traffic cops better, they know EVERYTHING !< which i know cos i drive a bloody truck!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 19/08/2012 21:58

I have no idea abou any of those questions! Grin
Next time, I'm going to go and sit outside until he goes past and get his registration number! Then I am going to report his arse!

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MoongirlsCat · 19/08/2012 22:46

Go outside and flash your tits.

He'll get distracted, fall off, few small injuries and the bike written off.

Anyone asks, just say you were hot.

MAYBELATERNOWIMBUSY · 20/08/2012 01:14

questions for when you phone rozzers , hit them with all them re him and copper will think "hmm, she knows a bit" and follow it up with the "and if not dealt with shortly ,my next call is to my M.P./police liason officer

Lazydaisy55 · 20/08/2012 01:55

Phone 101 and report it. I did this yesterday, felt really silly when I could't say what type of bike or description of rider because they were travelling so fast.
Turned out I was one of many who phoned up, police actually caught him!

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